Fucking balls. Drunks on a Sunday night and no hookers to speak for. This would be a massive failure of a night if not for the.... a fuck it is a massive fail. Christ. Hurray for the headache tomorrow.

Lets see what to talk.

I'm up a bunch of money for June for 2/4, but people seem to pay me off like I'm the IRS and they owe back taxes when I'm bluffing. Maybe I should stop bluffing so much, but fuck it that wouldn't be as much fun if I was right? Got to get that red...

This next one is a goofy hand. I thought the dude's donking range was probably more along the lines of flush draw/sets, so I called the flop and turn. Then when the river ace of the flush came and that he bet like 1/2 pot, I thought that him having a set was pretty likely and it eliminated him having the ace high flush draw to donk on the previous two streets so I turned by two pair into a bluff. Instead he owned me and induce with a flush on the river. Meh...I'm indifferent on the hand. I didn't...

I actually like this next one, even though the dude called. I was pretty sure he had some KK or Ax hand after c/c the turn. I guess it can be debated about whether I should bet the turn and then bluff the river again or just check and decide to call down or not. But once I get to the river, it seems that with this river he's just going to snap call a normal size given that the river gives it even more probability that he has a marginal showdown hand. I wasn't playing crazy against this guy previously,...

Stupid blog has 20 image limit. Lame continued from last post about losing hands I've played this month.



This one was just stupid. I even knew preflop that this guy was a massive vagina so I was thinking I should just fold if he 4bets. But then I was like fuck it I'm so good at poker that I'm going to spew away all my winnings in no time. I guess I was trying to fold QQ. Fuck I suck.

Absolute/UB Cereus No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (6 handed) - ...

Someday I will be good enough to play live. Till then, I'll just play 2/4. Games are always spectacular and I always feel like I am the best player at the table which even if it is not true gets my own confidence up to trust my reads instead of that questioning bullshit that I sometimes do when playing in higher games. Doing that nonsensical leveling game that only exists in my own mind is never a prelude to success.

Ah fuck a brag post. Those always...