This is the best one yet.

Early Vegas lines have:

Fildy 1:1000000000000000000
Storm 1:1
eejit 1:1

scratches head..........................*sigh*

Welcome back!!
:cheers:

If eejit101 is playing,

First person to berate him at the same table gets $10.
First person to bust him gets $25.
First person to suckout when all-in as 30% or less and then berate him gets $100.

And if you do the trifecta, $500.

Assuming this one is serious:

Define "berate." Does simply calling him a name qualify?

Define "suckout." Does this need to be an all in situation, or simple winning a showdown against him when the person wasn't a favorite earlier in the hand?

I understand what busting him means, and I plan to take care of that one personally. :)

Lastly, is this just for Event #1?

Now THAT is a bounty!

Berating must include some derogatory name towards eejit. Calling him a retard or an imbecile will suffice.

Sucking out is when the person has less than 30% equity when either the person or eejit is allin. Then saying something to the effect of "LOL Dumbass. Thanks for the chips" will work.

And yes this is serious, and only for event #1. Hopefully eejit shows up.

I love that bounty! Edit mine ,The 7/2 must be 7s 2h and a flop must be seen.Should make it a little harder and this will go until its hit!:donkey

BTW lets start a bounty list that we can all see.

It's in the first post of this thread. I've been updating it constantly and will cross them off as they are won.

Its gotta be hilarious. Obviously spamming doesnt count. I will also do my best to verify your chat is actually banned, so dont be making up fake emails.

shipped.

If eejit plays I am DEFINATELY in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stars-melioris

FT-pelagius

TP check your PMs.

I just added a $100 Bad Beat Jackpot: Be the first person to lose a hand with quads or better during ANY League Event, and you're $100 richer. Just post the HH here after it happens.

I have none. You either post too fast, PM too slow, or have me mistaken for someone else. :rolleyes:

damn you run a tight ship around here. Check now

I'm in. $20 send to you TP.

Pokerstars = Lazerboy
FTP = Without Help

Just added:

League Members get DOUBLE bounties ($10 per head) and the winner gets their $20 League Fee Refunded.

Registration is open...

Lol, i am so gonna be in this just for Storm to pay out hopefully $500 of his own money for me losing a simple $5 tourney.

+EV for me imo.

One problem is me getting a stars account to play it on. I may have a solution though, so ill let you know my username and/or if im playing.

Can eejit win $10 by insulting himself?

Alright alright, so eejit MIGHT play. And all this added money, and fun bounty stuff.

I was gonna wait until someone offered to pay for my league reg. and buyins for all events.........I think if I would have waited long enough it would be have happened. :D

But...................I'm in.

sent $25 to TP (for league reg. and bounty tourney)

Stars=drewjax
thedevil(FullTilt)=AnniesBigPapi

:cheers:

eejit101 is in!

Just waiting for him to PM me his Full Tilt name...

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

now lets see, hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I guess I should go to like urban dictionary to get up to date on some goot insults.




mmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwahhahhaahhahahahahahahahh

No.

TPF League IV is shaping up to be a good one! We now have 21 confirmed participants. That's a $420 prize pool, PLUS the currently $115 Tournament of Champions (for the Top 9 finishers) PLUS all the added prize money, bounties, and eejit insults.

If you know of anyone that you think may enjoy playing in the league, now is the time to let them know about it - real life friends, online friends, people you know from other forums, etc.

Be sure to let them know about the bounty tourney too - the more people playing in that, the more bounties there will be, the more fun it will be (assuming people actually come here and pay the $5 towards the bounties - if they just register and don't pony up the $5, that would be annoying)...

So, SPREAD THE WORD!

Maybe bunny will come through and get Chris Moneymaker (or similar) to play again. :cheers:

I would seriously try to get him to play a few tournaments with us...there's only one problem with that. I don't have the means (funds) to sit with him at his tables (as I have done in the past).