Convince me not to cash out all my money online
 

Because I'm seriously thinking about it. I fucking hate poker at the moment, but yet I'm a degenerate that if I have money online I'm sure I will play something.

This is coming back along very soon

Full Tilt Poker Game #1478387397: Table Plumas (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:38:54 ET - 2006/12/26
Seat 1: megAAlodon ($474.40)
Seat 2: THE_END_IS_NEAR ($482.20)
Seat 3: hero($425)
Seat 4: MicoTX ($416)
Seat 5: geranium4you ($257.10)
Seat 6: op_newbie ($839.90)
MicoTX posts the small blind of $2
geranium4you posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hero[3h Ah]
op_newbie folds
megAAlodon folds
THE_END_IS_NEAR raises to $14
hero raises to $48
MicoTX folds
geranium4you folds
THE_END_IS_NEAR calls $34
*** FLOP *** [3c 8h 7s]
THE_END_IS_NEAR checks
hero checks
*** TURN *** [3c 8h 7s] [3d]
THE_END_IS_NEAR checks
hero bets $98
THE_END_IS_NEAR calls $98
*** RIVER *** [3c 8h 7s 3d] [3s]
THE_END_IS_NEAR bets $298
heroc alls $279, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $19 returned to THE_END_IS_NEAR
*** SHOW DOWN ***
THE_END_IS_NEAR shows [8c 8s] (a full house, Eights full of Threes)
hero shows [3h Ah] (four of a kind, Threes)
hero wins the pot ($853) with four of a kind, Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $856 | Rake $3
Board: [3c 8h 7s 3d 3s]
Seat 1: megAAlodon didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: THE_END_IS_NEAR showed [8c 8s] and lost with a full house, Eights full of Threes
Seat 3: hero(button) showed [3h Ah] and won ($853) with four of a kind, Threes
Seat 4: MicoTX (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: geranium4you (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: op_newbie didn't bet (folded)

If you cash out and change your mind, you may have a VERY difficult time getting your money back online.

If you don't cash out and still want to in a week or so, you can still cash out then.

I assume you are running badly. It happens. You're a winning player and you will continue to be a winning player in the future, so keeping your money online sounds like a good business decision to me... unless of course you think you might tilt off your entire roll or something.

If that's the case, transfer at least $10,000 to someone you trust and tell them not to transfer it back to you until xx/xx/xxxx and no sooner. Cash out the rest. That way, you won't have any money left to play with online, but you'll be able to get back in the game if and when you decide you want to. Choose the date carefully.

^^ This is a smart person. Listen to smart persons.

Yeah, cashing out probably wouldn't be wise. So, instead, I'll take a two week+ break.

$100 bounty to anyone if you see me playing in the next two weeks.

aixelsyd ta lol on Full Tilt
Boobie Lover on Stars
Boom Stick on Bodog
ZeeJustin4 on WPEX

My response clearly pwns this one :D

NH. :cheers:

BTW if you don't mind me asking, What kind of a downswing are we talkin about here??

+rep holla.

Cash games this month
-11k online
-3k live


Maybe I should stick to tournaments.

So it's a wash with your Bahamas prize --- you're fine!

ouch, good idea with tourneys, hell, play alot of SnGs, not bad money there.:cheers:

HU SNGs would be my suggestion. these are SOOOOO soft on stars....if i was propperly rolled i could kill the 55s.....oh yeah nevermind....i just looked at your avatar

just take a long break, thats pretty much what ive been doing ever since i got to college. eventually ill work it back into my schedule tho.

How many hands played and what limits?

Looking at your avatar just now, I remembered that Longshot beat you HU the other day too. Maybe you should cash out after all...

10-4.

Cash out and go on holiday for a month or something. Just for us to have a decent trip report to read till u get my london one in 6 days:cheers:

You're pretty nosey for someone who changes his name to "hero" to keep his privacy.

That was a hand that Boobie had posted a while back. He was reminding him that luck will go his way again.

Thank You for taking care of that for me :cheers:

Aeq, back to the books

3/6 and 2/4 NL online. 5/10 and 10/20 live.

I did get 36th in the 750k last Sunday for 2k, so I'm still up for the month.

This part frightens me a bit. Show us a graph. I know you've got one.

Bodog handgrabber missed some hands, thus the only -9.5k down.

Attachment 1128

I looked again and 1.7k was 5/10 NL, but the rest was 3/6 and 2/4.

What happened those last 500 or so hands?

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
2 players

Stack sizes:
SB: $603
Hero: $1433

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 5h 5d
SB raises to $22, Hero calls.

Flop: ac 5s ks ($44, 2 players)
Hero bets $36, SB calls.

Turn: kc ($116, 2 players)
Hero bets $81, SB calls.

River: jc ($278, 2 players)
Hero bets $278, SB raises all-in $464, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $1206
SB showed Ad Ah
Hero mucks 5h 5d


Shouldn't have reraised against this villain on turn

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
2 players

Stack sizes:
Hero: $659
BB: $1376

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with td kd
Hero raises to $21, BB calls.

Flop: 3d 8s 7s ($42, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $36, BB calls.

Turn: 6d ($114, 2 players)
BB bets $88, Hero raises to $378, BB raises all-in $1319, Hero calls all-in $224.
Uncalled bets: $717 returned to BB.

River: ah ($1318, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $1318)


Results:
Final pot: $1318
Hero showed Td Kd
BB showed 9d Ts


Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
2 players

Stack sizes:
Hero: $860
BB: $1789

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 6d 7s
Hero raises to $21, BB raises to $61, Hero calls.

Flop: 6h 7d as ($122, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $96, BB raises to $266, Hero raises all-in $799, BB calls.

Turn: 4s ($1720, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1720)


River: 3d ($1720, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1720)


Results:
Final pot: $1720
Hero showed 6d 7s
BB showed 6c 6s


Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
6 players

Stack sizes:
Hero: $800
UTG+1: $976.35
CO: $600
Button: $507.85
SB: $630.90
BB: $947.80

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with jc js
Hero raises to $30, 3 folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: ts 4h 9d ($90, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $75, SB calls, BB folds.

Turn: 2s ($240, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $177, SB calls.

River: 3s ($594, 2 players)
SB is all-in $348.9, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $1291.8
SB showed Qs Ks
Hero mucks Jc Js

Tilting at this point

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
6 players

Stack sizes:
Hero: $770.45
UTG+1: $633
CO: $600
Button: $890.70
SB: $2184
BB: $786.10

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with qd ac
Hero raises to $24, UTG+1 folds, CO raises to $81, 3 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: ah 2h 9h ($171, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $126, Hero calls.

Turn: 6d ($423, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO is all-in $393, Hero calls.

River: td ($1209, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1209)


Results:
Final pot: $1209
Hero showed Qd Ac
CO showed As Kd



Results:
Final pot: $1720

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
6 players

Stack sizes:
UTG: $796.85
UTG+1: $934.50
CO: $600
Button: $597
Hero: $672
BB: $600

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with kh kc
UTG calls, 3 folds, Hero raises to $27, BB folds, UTG calls.

Flop: 5s qc 6s ($60, 2 players)
Hero bets $48, UTG raises to $126, Hero raises all-in $645, UTG calls.

Turn: qh ($1350, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1350)


River: 8h ($1350, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1350)


Results:
Final pot: $1350
Hero showed Kh Kc
UTG showed 6d 6h


Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
6 players

Stack sizes:
UTG: $898.90
UTG+1: $1156.20
CO: $600
Button: $591
Hero: $600
BB: $821.95

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with kd kh
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $18, 2 folds, Hero raises to $60, BB folds, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 2d 9d 5s ($126, 2 players)
Hero bets $99, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: 6h ($324, 2 players)
Hero is all-in $441, UTG+1 calls.

River: 3h ($1206, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $1206)


Results:
Final pot: $1206
UTG+1 showed 5d 5c
Hero showed Kd Kh

One of these days im gonna get some sort of credit...im a better player than people think :(

:cheers: join the club, but i am now int he stage that its all good, if ppl think u r a donk u will beat them:cheers:

You won one HU SNG. I've lost to many horrible players playing HU, many of whom are much worse than you. Don't flatter yourself.

Okay....and ive made steps to correct that sort of thing in my game....there are leaks in everyones game. A hand i post on here is a hand that i most likely played wrong and want advice on.....one day...i dont really care want you guys think. I just find it pleasant that you base your ideas of me on a few hands....and boobie im not saying im a great player just because i beat you heads up. It feels good yes, but in no way does that make me a good player

Oh I see. Well then, I certainly have no problem keeping my title, as the asshole. Apologies extended. ;)

You may or may not be better than people think you are (hard to say unless you know what people think), but I promise you that you are not as good as you think you are.

I don't think any of us are as good as we think we are. Isn't that the reason for the forum, to share knowledge? :confused:

Absolutely, myself included.

Remember this post?

Man, I had a lot of time on my hands at work back then :D

This past year i think i am literally the worst online poker player ever - is it mathematically possible for me to actually be worse than that!?!

I guess the only step down from there is that if i am not as 'good' as i think i am - not only am i the worst online poker player ever, i am the worst online poker player that there will ever be for all time!!

Atleast you make final tables even when your running bad. I have never in my life made a final table.

Because you're a Packer fan.

Definately fav5re (or watever it was) under a new account

I thought this was obvious.

I never put 2 and 2 together, but I'm not a super-sleuth you. Now that you've done your ACE detective work, let the neg rep RAIN DOWN!!!!

Who's that?

Shut up, bitch. You owe me 5 ducketts.

Well, I'll be damned. It is him (IP address verified - not exact, but close enough). Can't believe I never noticed. is him too.

Fess up right now, juiceboy... and pay shabi and Zy the money you owe them. That's your only chance to not get insta-banned, and that very well might happen anyway.

$5 sent to HighOnTrife, Don't know Zys name.

TheNextThing

Pokerstars

Sent $5 to TheNextThing (Queens) on stars. I don't think I transfered right on FTP for Pshabi as the money is still in my account.

That explains the little text box pop up (while I was 4 tabling) that said:

The transaction you requested was DECLINED.

I swear. Banish.

:cool: ...

Pshabi whats your name on Pokerstars?