Funny Poker dialogue
 

This stems off of a hand where I raised in 6th position with Ah 9h and was called by the button (who had Ac Qc)

Flop comes Ad 6h 8c. I bet about 1/2 the pot. I figure the ace will be enough to scare him away if Im not beat, and if I am I'll get raised and I can go away fairly cheaply.... if he has 97 and Im letting him draw cheap then fine. He calls.

The turn comes 9d I check figuring him to have a big ace, and plan to check raise (if he had 75 and hit his straight ok), but he checks behind me. I bet 1/2 the pot on the river which is 6d and he calls.

MAINER10 said, "lucky *******"
TheNextThing said, "surprised you checked back the turn"
TheNextThing said, "i was check raising there , and i dunno if you would of gotten off AQ"
MAINER10 said, "thought i was good"
TheNextThing said, "yea i figured you would, which is why i thought youd bet the turn"
MAINER10 said, "i was slow playin"
TheNextThing said, "lol i see"
MAINER10 said, "then the flush came and it also paired the 6 so I only called"

(note how the flush came backdoor, the bottom pair on the flop paired on the river and he was slow playing by checking back on the turn (losing bets) with 1 pair... but Im the lucky ******* [what word is seven letters that gets bleeped out anyway] )

LOL...some people

Bastard

Asshole.

I just had one even better happen to me

I call a raise with 56s. Flop comes rainbow 6 8 Q

I check, PFRer checks, other caller checks.

Turn comes 5. Still rainbow. I bet 1/2 the pot, PFRer calls, caller folds.

River is K I bet 2/3 pot, PFRer calls. He had QT

His comment

TbHackworth said, "so this is why ring sucks"

LMAO

Lol, dont you love getting people so pissed off they more than likely lose everything within ten hands of the one like above? great feeling. And ring games suck because there just isnt enough money to be won at 3/6:D