some days I hate poker
 

I'm sure other people enjoyed it though.


PokerStars Cash game, $10/$20 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History by

HERO (BB): $2983
Button: $6169.10

Button postsHERO posts Big Blind $20

Pre-flop: A:c: A:s: ($20)
Button raises to $80
HERO raises to $320
Button calls $240

Flop: 5:c: Q:d: 8:d: ($640)
HERO bets $510
Button calls $510

Turn: 5:c: Q:d: 8:d: 8:h: ($1660)
HERO checks
Button bets $120
HERO raises to $2153
Button calls $2033 NO ODDS SURE WHY NOT IT'S ONLY $2000. I WIPE MY ASS WITH 2K.

River: 5:c: Q:d: 8:d: 8:h: 7:d: ($5966)

Button shows K:d: 3:d: OOO I'M SO GOOD AT POKER
wins $5965 with a flush King high


PokerStars Cash game, $5/$10 No Limit, 5 players
Hand History by

SB: $2937.75
BB: $360
UTG: $1204
CO: $1284
HERO (Button): $1000

SB posts Small Blind $5
BB posts Big Blind $10

Pre-flop: A:d: K:c: ($15)
UTG folds
CO folds
HERO raises to $25
SB raises to $95
BB folds
HERO raises to $245
SB raises to $2932.7 FUCK THAT NOTALENT ASSHOLE
HERO calls $750

Flop: Q:s: 9:h: T:h: ($3937.7)

Turn: Q:s: 9:h: T:h: 4:h: ($3937.7)

River: Q:s: 9:h: T:h: 4:h: 5:d: ($3937.7)

SB shows A:s: Q:h: YEAH BOY
SB wins $2008 with a pair of Queens


meh hand was probably misplayed but dude is complete maniac.


PokerStars Cash game, $5/$10 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by

SB: $1105
BB: $1766
UTG: $1535
HERO (MP): $2309
CO: $175
Button: $1095

SB posts Small Blind $5
BB posts Big Blind $10

Pre-flop: 3:s: 3:h: ($15)
UTG folds
HERO raises to $30
CO folds
Button calls $35
SB folds
BB folds

Flop: J:c: 3:c: A:s: ($80)
HERO checks
Button bets $60
HERO calls $60

Turn: J:c: 3:c: A:s: 4:s: ($200)
HERO checks
Button bets $135
HERO calls $135

River: J:c: 3:c: A:s: 4:s: A:h: ($470)
HERO checks
Button bets $410
HERO raises to $1700
Button calls $455

Button shows A:d: 3:d:
Button wins $2202 with a full house Aces full of Threes



PokerStars Cash game, $5/$10 No Limit, 5 players
Hand History by

SB: $1127
BB: $292.75
UTG: $899.05
CO: $1072
HERO (Button): $3705

SB posts Small Blind $5
BB posts Big Blind $10

Pre-flop: A:c: K:c: ($15)
UTG raises to $30
CO folds
HERO raises to $105
SB folds
BB folds
UTG calls $75

Flop: A:d: A:s: J:h: ($225)
UTG checks
HERO bets $145
UTG calls $145

Turn: A:d: A:s: J:h: 9:d: ($515)
UTG checks
HERO bets $210
UTG calls $210

River: A:d: A:s: J:h: 9:d: 8:d: ($935)
UTG checks
HERO bets $2970
UTG calls $434.0

UTG shows A:h: 8:h:
UTG wins $1811.10 with a full house Aces full of Eights SWEET I JUST WON 1K. I WILL LEAVE NEXT HAND AND CELEBRATE

PokerStars Cash game, $5/$10 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History by

BB: $621.80
HERO (Button): $920

HERO postsBB posts Big Blind $10

Pre-flop: 9:s: K:d: ($10)
HERO raises to $25
BB calls $20

Flop: 2:h: 9:h: 5:d: ($55)
BB checks
HERO bets $40
BB raises to $100
HERO calls $60

Turn: 2:h: 9:h: 5:d: 3:d: ($255)
BB bets $100
HERO raises to $790
BB calls $391.8

River: 2:h: 9:h: 5:d: 3:d: J:d: ($1536.8)

BB shows 9:d: T:d:
BB wins $1242.60 with a flush Jack high


PokerStars Cash game, $5/$10 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by

SB: $1219
BB: $599.15
UTG: $2202.75
MP: $995
CO: $1010
HERO (Button): $2115

SB posts Small Blind $5
BB posts Big Blind $10

Pre-flop: K:d: A:h: ($15)
UTG folds
MP folds
CO folds
HERO raises to $25
SB folds
BB raises to $65
HERO raises to $1605
BB calls $529.1 DURRRR I CALL

Flop: J:d: 5:s: Q:d: ($2204.1)

Turn: J:d: 5:s: Q:d: J:s: ($2204.1)

River: J:d: 5:s: Q:d: J:s: 5:c: ($2204.1)

BB shows J:c: A:s:
BB wins $1200.30 with a full house Jacks full of Fives


Actually, it is more than that since I didn't import Bodog hands. Like where I lost AA to KK all-in preflop for 1k or where I got AA all-in vs. JT on T62 flop in 3bet pot.



OH YEAH AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET HIGH ON 420. WHAT A FUCKING BAD BEAT OF A DAY

That is a seriously rough day right there.

That first hand made me sick to my stomach. Wow. I think if that happened live I'd be tempted to wait in the parking lot (AC stlye) for that jackass.

Does that shit happen at AC? The waiting in the parking lot thing I mean....

lol at bold

Miss the thread last week (maybe 2 weeks ago) where the one dude was beating the other dude with his own cane, until the now caneless dude pulled out a knife and slashed the first dude's throat, killing him on the spot? Because of an argument about who's seat it was at the poker table...

Woh. Apparently.