Brag: I ruin melioris' fun...
 

It took me long enough to make my way to the top of the waiting list... once I was seated though, it didn't take very long until this happened:

(Converter screwed the seats up, so I'm gonna try my best to fix it)

Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 5 players
Hand History by
Button: sitting out
SB: $229.45 <-- :donkey
BB: $239 <-- melioris
HERO (UTG): $274.05
Button: $86.15

SB posts Big Blind $1
BB posts Big Blind $2
Pre-flop: A:s: Q:s: ($3)
HERO raises to $7
Button folds
SB calls $6
BB folds like a girl

Flop: K:s: J:h: T:c: ($16)
SB checks
HERO bets $11
SB raises to $22
HERO calls $11

Turn: K:s: J:h: T:c: 6:s: ($60)
SB checks
HERO bets $42
SB raises to $84
HERO calls $42


You have to love back to back min check raises into the nuts, don't you? He probably would have done it again, but I didn't give him the chance to on the river:

River: K:s: J:h: T:c: 6:s: A:d: ($228)
SB checks
HERO bets $161.0 and is all in
SB calls $116.4 and is all in

SB shows 5:d: K:d: :cheers:
HERO wins $458.90 with a straight Ace high

UTG is a luckbox.

Lucky for the jerk while he waited for his seat I donated to SB to build up his stack.

different day, same fish
 

At the time of this hand my attention is at another table where I am busy getting AA cracked by 87o. I guess focus stealing on FT or FTS caused some kind of table jumping before I clicked. I didn't realize I was involved in this hand until the next hand was dealt, the fish was empty and berating me.

Beat: donator only has 8BB when I put him allin in the dark.


Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 5 players
Hand History by

SB: $90
BB: $286.65 <- TP.
UTG: $197
CO: $16.30
HERO (Button): $295

BB posts Big Blind $1
UTG posts
Pre-flop: 2:c: A:c: ($3)
CO raises to $5
HERO raises to $18
BB whimpers in fear which is understood by all as a fold.
UTG folds
CO calls $11.3 and is all in

Flop: J:c: 5:c: A:h: ($37.3)

Turn: J:c: 5:c: A:h: 3:s: ($37.3)

River: J:c: 5:c: A:h: 3:s: J:s: ($37.3)

CO shows Q:c: Q:d:
HERO wins $33.85 with two pair Aces and Jacks