I love live poker
 

So yea, I got my ass handed to me live tonight, but I have a few fun hands to share.

Hand 1: Two limpers to me otb with AJdd I pop it up to 8xs and both limpers call. Flop A94 rainbow. Donk 1 (P) bets 1/3 pot, donk 2(T)calls. I shove (value shove) only to get insta-called by donk one. Im pretty sure I'm boned at this point. Donk two thinks about it for a bit and Im positive I'm boned.
Donk two flips A6. Not too bad, but with how quick donk 1 called I'm pretty sure he has a set or two pair. Donk one tables......you guess it QT for the backdoor straight draw. Turn Q river 4 and I chop with donk 2. gay

Hand 2: Donk 2 from earlier hand, T limp calls again. This time her opponent in the hand is a tight passive moron. board comes QJ9A7.
I don't know action from earlier streets, but tight/passive guy makes a 3xs pot bet and T almost folds her hand, but double thinks it and says out loud. "I think you are bluffing, Gah, I have a real bad itch to pick off this bluff" She then calls and the tight passive guy says "yep your right and tables T2. T then decides to throw her bluff catcher face up on the table. Good Ole, 65. She brilliantly picks off his bluff by playing the board and tight passive scoops the pot with his Ten playing.

Hand 3: T in another hand here where she opens from EP. Now T is pretty tight/passive so when she raises she normally has the goods, I easily pitch 9s on the button, but not before tight/passive monkey from hand two calls. Flop comes QJ4. Check, Check. Turn 7. Check Check. River 2. Check, and tight passive guy from hand two fires about pot. T thinks for a bit and folds AA face up stating "You got me, cracked my head again." Tight passive guy tables 83 for the stone cold bluff.

Hand 4: T limps UTG, shorty shoves for about 10bb from utg+1. Two callers and to me with QQ, I shove for about 150bb. Shorty says "well I'm fucked" pretty smart statement from a good thinking player as he obviously knows I am the tightest/smartest player there. T (who has me covered) says "I can't fold." and sticks it in. I say "Put a bitch out there and make it easy." figuring shorty had an ace. shorty had 89s, not a bad shove IMO. T shows A2 and flops Quads to win the hand and the high hand side pot we have going. What a fuckin night.

Side Note: I got berated for 4 bet shoving with AKs by a guy who called my shove with AQo and didn't suck out. His reasoning? "YOU DON'T EVEN GOT A PAIR!" my response "I don't need a pair when I know you are felting any ace." He then goes on to tell me how he can play circles around me and I don't know what I'm talking about, I'm just a kid, yadda yadda yaddda. Same shit, different asshole.

you told me you were going out to play but you never said where?

It was just some stupid home game in Piqua. I used to go every week, but somehow as the best player there I can't seem to ever win so I stopped going. My mom talked me into going again this week, I now have a headache.

"You dont even got a pair"

I do got a pair........deez nuts

Tip: stop arguing with people, just say, "well, I'm new at this, just havin' fun." Then take all their monies.

Yea, I've been trying this for a while the whole stop arguing thing. If you knew me and my personality type you would see why this is very difficult for me to do.

but somehow as the best player there I can't seem to ever win

I feel deja vu, like I've heard this before. Over and over and over....

Ha! You think it's hard for you? Trying being a lawyer and not arguing! Can't be that hard for a high school math teacher, can it? :thumbsup:

I promise I am not being cocky or big-headed. If you saw the players I was playing with you would agree 100%

however looking back now, I am slightly drunk and this may have not been what you meant. If not then I apologize.

The only time I've ever not been the best player at a live table was day 2 of my wsop event cash last year. Live poker is just so ridiculously easy to beat.

wes would probably beg to differ. Caesars windsor, chistmasish last year.

word. but he was shoving every hand and sculling guinness, So I was slightly better then, lol.

i'm down 10k or so live. so rigged.

including donkaments?

When I see someone say, "I don't know why I can't win, I'm so much better than these guys" my gut is that the person saying that is 1) not a very good poker player, or 2) clueless as to how long the long run is.

If you've played there often enough and you're a loser in the game, you are NOT the best player in the game. The bottom line is the bottom line.

To give you the benefit of the doubt, I suspect you haven't played there enough, or they frustrate you so much you lose patience.

when are you going to pay back the money you stole from people on PTP?

lol you are an idiot, that is all

just so everyone here doesnt get the wrong idea, I didn't steal anyone's money. I was without internet for a week and could not update the stake I had. The money never left my account, and was transfered back to my staker within 30 minutes of me getting internet again.

Get your fucking facts straight before you come here talking about shit you know nothing about kthxbai.

dude, even if FILDY would have rolled someone he would have had 100 people that could have paid it off for him so dont even start shit. he knows he could have asked me for the money if he needed it and he didnt so that more than proves he was just without internet. please gtfa