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first this buffoon survives by this

Seat 1: TheNextThing (2415 in chips)
Seat 2: redneck44 (585 in chips)
TheNextThing: posts small blind 15
redneck44: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheNextThing [5d 9h]
TheNextThing: calls 15
redneck44: checks
*** FLOP *** [4s 5c 9d]
redneck44: bets 555 and is all-in
TheNextThing: calls 555
TheNextThing said, "here comes running 2 6"
*** TURN *** [4s 5c 9d] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [4s 5c 9d 2d] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
redneck44: shows [3s 4h] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
TheNextThing: shows [5d 9h] (two pair, Nines and Fives)
TheNextThing said, "lol, imagine that"
redneck44 collected 1170 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1170 | Rake 0
Board [4s 5c 9d 2d 6h]
Seat 1: TheNextThing (button) (small blind) showed [5d 9h] and lost with two pair, Nines and Fives
Seat 2: redneck44 (big blind) showed [3s 4h] and won (1170) with a straight, Deuce to Six

then i beat him down easily again and this happens

Seat 1: TheNextThing (2130 in chips)
Seat 2: redneck44 (870 in chips)
redneck44: posts small blind 15
TheNextThing: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TheNextThing [8d 8h]
redneck44: raises 840 to 870 and is all-in he had been pushing all in 1 out of every 3-4 hands or so preflop
TheNextThing: calls 840
*** FLOP *** [Ks Kd 9s]
*** TURN *** [Ks Kd 9s] [Js]
TheNextThing said, "who did I piss off"
*** RIVER *** [Ks Kd 9s Js] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheNextThing: shows [8d 8h] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
redneck44: shows [8s As] (a flush, Ace high)
redneck44 collected 1740 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1740 | Rake 0
Board [Ks Kd 9s Js 9d]
Seat 1: TheNextThing (big blind) showed [8d 8h] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 2: redneck44 (button) (small blind) showed [8s As] and won (1740) with a flush, Ace high

I get down to 700, blinds are 25/50... I move in with AK, this guy calls me with J6o and hits a jack on the flop...unreal