Brag: I run worse than any human alive
 

Title says everything

Just venting. Dunno how it is possibly to play profitable poker when you run like this

These are all from the last TWOOOOOOOOOOO nights and these are the ones that I remember

JJ vs Q:s:J:s: all $ in on a J:d:8:s:6:d: flop. Bet, get c/r'd just shove, snap calls! Spade Spade

A:s:T:s: vs 8:s:5:s: all $ in on T:c:6:s:4:s: flop. 3 way flop, bet, I raise, 3rd guy shoves, fold....it's not too big of a shove so I think a while and finally wtf call...so u got a set? Na I got a big draw...yea....big against me maybe. Turn 7:d: river something non spade

KK vs AA twice, both where opponent was too short to give folding consideration

Raise AT get called HU by 55. Flop T:c:9:c:5:d:. Bet call. Turn A:h:. Bet, allin....bleh, call...nicccccccccccce turn improvement! Thanks buddy

Super tight ass (played maybe 2 hands a half but interestingly enough straddles every time) straddles, I limp early with TT few other limps and he raises his option. Guy's been playing so tight, reraising makes little sense so I flat and 1 other guy does also. Flop T:d: 8:d: 4:d:. Bets out, I flat figuring him to have at least an overpair with a diamond, so I kinda wanna see a safe turn and then maybe pounce. Turn is Q:h: he checks dark btw. I think a little and then bet. He says wow this is crazy, sick etc etc, and tanks a while and finally announces that he is all in #@%@^$#@!$%^%R@#$!#%. Im like this is insane he turned a set queens?!?!?!. Im getting like 3:1 on my call though so I bleh call, villain obviously has 7:d:6:d:. So hes played like 5 hands the whole night, and NOW decides to raise his straddle with SCs and obviously he has to nail it while I flop top set..........

Countless 2 and 3 outers in smaller pots

Huge minus month, against complete idiots.

Suicide

Tough run. This "line" (lol) by this player always means monster. Not that I would fold.

Believe it or not, villain was honestly worried about a higher flush and wasn't hollywooding