This Makes My Fu**ing Day
 

Game # 69795721: Texas Holdem No Limit ($0.50/$1) 09/14/2005 12:22:00
Table "Charles St" (Real Money) Seat 8 is the button

Seat 1: SplitOpen+Melt ($42)
Seat 6: planetdohme ($40)
Seat 7: Nielis ($40)
Seat 8: eejit101 ($31.94) [button]
SplitOpen+Melt: posts small blind $0.50
planetdohme: posts big blind $1

>>> HOLE CARDS <<<
Dealt to eejit101 [Kh 5s]
eejit101: raises $2.50 to $3.50
SplitOpen+Melt: calls $3
planetdohme: folds

>>> FLOP <<< [6d Kc 2h]
SplitOpen+Melt: checks
eejit101: bets $3
SplitOpen+Melt: calls $3

>>> TURN <<< [6d Kc 2h] [Kd]
SplitOpen+Melt: checks
eejit101: bets $3
jthornton196 joins the table at seat #5
jthornton196 brings $25 to the table
SplitOpen+Melt: calls $3

>>> RIVER <<< [6d Kc 2h Kd] [4h]
SplitOpen+Melt: checks
eejit101: bets $7
SplitOpen+Melt: raises $19 to $26
eejit101: calls $15.44 and is all-in
SplitOpen+Melt: uncalled bet ($3.56) returned

>>> SHOWDOWN <<<
eejit101: shows [Kh 5s] (two pairs, Kings and Sixes)
SplitOpen+Melt: shows [4s 4d] (a full house, Fours full of Kings)
SplitOpen+Melt: collects $62.88 from the pot
eejit101 sits out
jthornton196 sits in

>>> SUMMARY <<<
Total pot $64.88.
Rake $2

Board: [6d Kc 2h 4h Kd]
Seat 1: SplitOpen+Melt (small blind) showed [4s 4d] and won ($62.88)
with a
full house, Fours full of Kings
Seat 6: planetdohme (big blind) folded before the flop
Seat 7: Nielis (didn't bet)
Seat 8: eejit101 (button) showed [Kh 5h] and lost with Three of a Kind, Kings

I mean i wouldnt mind if he had outs, or a draw, or anything, but what the fuck is he doing??? FISHYFISHYFISHY

A) Playing K5 off isn't something you want to run your money with all the time....you play poor hands more often, you're going to get screwed more often.

B) The only scare card on the board for him was the King. There's only two things he's really worried about, the King, or a pocket pair. So I don't blame his play. The bet on the turn was nearly enough to push him out. If he didn't believe you on the flop bet, he's gotta call the same turn bet.

C) It's poker....I've seen a lot worse beats than this.

I don't know eej ...
 

I think the bigger bet should have been on the turn -- otherwise, you are giving him the chance to chase relatively cheap. And when he reraised like that, what did you put him on? It would have been very possible he had you outkicked.

Also, am I missing something, or is something off with the hand history? You had three of kind Kings, not Kings and sixes, right? Or am I misreading this somehow?

Finally, beware of players with the screen names of obscure Phish songs.

Something doesn't make sense here....

look at the bold:


>>> SHOWDOWN <<<
eejit101: shows [Kh 5s] (two pairs, Kings and Sixes)
SplitOpen+Melt: shows [4s 4d] (a full house, Fours full of Kings)
SplitOpen+Melt: collects $62.88 from the pot
eejit101 sits out
jthornton196 sits in

>>> SUMMARY <<<
Total pot $64.88.
Rake $2

Board: [6d Kc 2h 4h Kd]
Seat 1: SplitOpen+Melt (small blind) showed [4s 4d] and won ($62.88)
with a
full house, Fours full of Kings
Seat 6: planetdohme (big blind) folded before the flop
Seat 7: Nielis (didn't bet)
Seat 8: eejit101 (button) showed [Kh 5h] and lost with Three of a Kind, Kings

Nice catch. I've done a bit of bolding of my own. See above. You will also notice that his K5o magically changed to K5s by the end of the hand.

Me thinks a little bit of editing was done to this HH, namely changing a 6 to a K and also changing the 5s to the 5h to make K5o look a litte bit less trashy. Not that that helps. Personally, I'd have more respect for playing 65o than K5s, but I guess the beat didn't look quite bad enough to him.

WTF?

Don't waste our time with hands that never actually happened. ESPECIALLY in the Bad Beat section.

Ok, I just looked CLOSER... It gets better!

Note this line:
Board: [6d Kc 2h 4h Kd]

That's the order the cards came out!!! He did in fact have 56o and his opponent had him drawing dead on the turn when he called all in. LOL.

He changed his 6 to a K, then changed the 5s to the 5h to make himself look less fishy, and then to top it all off, he changed the order the cards came out.

:D

Gotta love it.

Also a nice catch... That was fun....
Post another bad beat Eejit ;)

Hee hee hee.

christ took your time there, congrats chipfish

;) :D :D

And let's see here.... 2tone missed it.... I want a heads-up rematch with the champ! :p

tp was asking questions, i thought id set something.

But 2 tone knows that phish song, so he's still allright in my book. How many times have you seen them tone?

Infact 2tone and windbreaker missed it, i wondered if you guys actually read these or scanned them. now i know

One word. Why????

2 words, shit bored

And that's the best you could come up with to kill time?

Weak.

i would be playing at stars, if titan werent fucksticks

Half credit
 

Ahem. I missed SOME of it. But I also pointed out something screwy.

And eej, posting fake hand histories is a bizarre passtime. If you are so bored, you are welcome to come over and mow my fucking lawn.

This is awesome. I was having a shitty day until I read this.

...and you can do my lawn next, gonna be 93 here today better bring your sunblock and some water.

pay for the airfare dude, and anytime :cool:

and glad to have cheered you guys up

If you're going to fake a hand history at least put some effort into it....

Example:



***** JetSet Poker Hand History for Game 2287050 *****
$1000 NL Hold'em - Thursday, July 14, 10:41:46 EDT 2005
Table Table 548 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 2: ChipFish ( $990.00 )
Seat 3: Stormswa ( $1000.00 )
Seat 1: Goodison1878 ( $370.00 )

ChipFish posts small blind [$10].
Stormswa posts big blind [$20].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ChipFish [ Qh 2c ]
Goodison1878 folds.
ChipFish calls [$10.00]
Stormswa checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6d, 9d, 9h ]
ChipFish checks
Stormswa checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jc ]
ChipFish checks
Stormswa checks
** Dealing River ** [ Ks ]
ChipFish bets (ALL-IN) [$970.00]
Stormswa calls [$970.00]
ChipFish shows [ Qh, 2c ] a pair of nines
Stormswa doesn't show [ 7d, 8s ] a pair of nines
ChipFish wins [$1980.00] from the main pot with a pair of nines
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:D :D :D

^^ That might be the funniest post I've seen here!! Classic!

LMAO, didnt look as authentic as mine, and if you dont remember, mine was meant to be figured out, yours has just the 1 mistake :p