non-poker brags and beats.
Brag- for my birthday a few friends pitched in and got me this . It is the best chef's knife i have owned.
beat- I cut my index finger on my right hand cleaning it this evening. brag and beat- bleed through 4 Nemo bandiads, but the first Scooby bandaid I slapped on it stopped the bleeding. |
We need more people to post random goodness like this.
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Brag: Summer is here and yesterday was my first "official" day off.
Beat: Vomiting and explosive diarreah. Variance: Under 180 lbs for the first time in a long time. |
20 pounds of diarrhea?
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i weight 180 pounds
im in california i have played like no poker this summer i need to start |
I need a personal assistant. Booking flights to Australia is so fucking tedious.
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Went and saw a travel agent today. Booked thru her even tho it was 20 bucks more than what ive found online cuz she was hot. I'm such a fish.
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This thread is now my blog. everyone stay out of my thread.
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in b4 ban
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when are you going to AU? And you won't be a fish if you had game and got the agency woman to go with you. Everyone knows travel agents have out of control libidos and like it dirty.
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What's funny is that I'm quite certain that you don't know that.
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my mom is a travel agent, growing up was hard.....
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mels dad could be one of many men who took flights to paris imo
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I like turtles.
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I'm putting sunblock on my lil' guys (5yo) face about 20 mins ago and he sniffs and says, "I like sunblock. Sunblock smells like hotdogs!"
WTF Drew? |
Thread jack?
Wait, are we telling cute kid stories?
I’m driving my son (7) in the back. “Daddy,” he says “I’m having a wave of amnesia.” I ask him if he remembers where we are going. He says, yes, we’re going to a friend’s birthday party. Then you don’t have amnesia, I tell him. I look in my rearview. He seems confused. “Dad, it’s really bad amnesia!” he shouts. “I promise you don’t have amnesia.” I tell him. “What’s bothering you?” A second later he pukes all over the backseat. I turn around, get him all cleaned up and in the bath. And then later we learned the difference between the words “amnesia” and “nausea.” |
What the fuck kinda hotdogs you buyin' out there in Nevada?? :confused::confused:
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Beat: ur kids an idiot
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Beat: ur azz if i ever see you in person :thumbsup:
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coconut obv
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Brag: Cubs swept the Sux this weekend
Beat: Someone bought $7k worth of shit on Ebay with my Discover Card today. Variance: 105 degree heat |
Beat: You own a Discover card.
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ftw
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Explain plz?
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Stores actually accept those still?
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