Good time for a bathroom break...
 

PokerStars Game #8742874921: Tournament #43984613, $15.00+$1.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/03/04 - 22:05:08 (ET)
Table '43984613 37' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: fat&50 (1320 in chips)
Seat 2: tpoint912 (1470 in chips)
Seat 3: Aphong (1440 in chips)
Seat 4: SURGEGLOBAL (1680 in chips)
Seat 5: lucaduc (1470 in chips)
Seat 6: Nittyville (1730 in chips)
Seat 7: ReelDeal-Jax (1370 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: glepine (1480 in chips)
Seat 9: TexasMade23 (1520 in chips)
glepine: posts small blind 10
TexasMade23: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ReelDeal-Jax [Kc Ks]
fat&50: folds
tpoint912: folds
Aphong: folds
SURGEGLOBAL: calls 20
lucaduc: raises 60 to 80
Nittyville: folds
ReelDeal-Jax: folds
glepine: folds
TexasMade23: calls 60
SURGEGLOBAL: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [6d 2d 4s]
TexasMade23: bets 100
SURGEGLOBAL: calls 100
lucaduc: raises 280 to 380
TexasMade23: calls 280
SURGEGLOBAL: calls 280
*** TURN *** [6d 2d 4s] [Qc]
TexasMade23: bets 140
SURGEGLOBAL: calls 140
lucaduc: raises 870 to 1010 and is all-in
TexasMade23: calls 870
SURGEGLOBAL: folds
*** RIVER *** [6d 2d 4s Qc] [4d]
ReelDeal-Jax has returned
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TexasMade23: shows [6h 5c] (two pair, Sixes and Fours)
lucaduc: shows [Jc Js] (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
lucaduc collected 3550 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3550 | Rake 0
Board [6d 2d 4s Qc 4d]
Seat 1: fat&50 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: tpoint912 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Aphong folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: SURGEGLOBAL folded on the Turn
Seat 5: lucaduc showed [Jc Js] and won (3550) with two pair, Jacks and Fours
Seat 6: Nittyville folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ReelDeal-Jax (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: glepine (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: TexasMade23 (big blind) showed [6h 5c] and lost with two pair, Sixes and Fours

Awesomer.

It was the first level, old-balls!!!!

1) Piss before
2) Piss during break
3) Piss in a bottle

** Assuming you didn't have to go #2, obv.

. Aren't you about the right age anyway?

Had been playing in another tourney and it just went on break. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

Get back to making low-carb beer that tastes good ass face. :D