You know you're a huge fish when...
 

They say that if you don't know who the sucker is at the table within however many minutes, that's because you are the sucker. Well, I've noticed some other tell-tale signs for online play recently:

You know you're a huge fish when:
-Every time you sit down, the waiting list for your table reaches double digits.
-Every time you leave the table (broke, of course), not only does the waiting list go from double digits to 0, but the table actually breaks up!

I just found one of my favorite donators, joined the waiting list, and was saddened to see I was #13!!! Not 10 minutes later, he stood up and the game actually broke up... Gotta love that. I won't name him, but let's see if I can find some of his PT numbers for your reading pleasure.

Ok, here we go... JUST during games when I have been at the table with him:
356 hands
-$5666
VPIP = 56%
PFR = 23%
WtSD = 30%
W$SD = 27% (!!!!!)

Through 2500 additional Observed Hands, he's down another $14,000, including $7000 after just 200 hands of 5/10 NL.

Wow.

Wowzers, thats impressive.

I thought eeejit said he was pulling most of that $65K off-line???

Apparently there are waiting lists full of people willing to help him.

I assume its called (Living the Dream) well worth 20k.

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