3 Stupid Hands in 11 Minutes
 

Let's see, we have 2nd nuts vs nuts with our opponent check-calling on the river, a spastic committing himself preflop with JT76 and a standard NL 2-outter.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2478883652: Table Pert (heads up) - $3/$6 - Pot Limit Omaha - 19:27:25 ET - 2007/05/21
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($641)
Seat 2: cardhouser ($680.40)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $3
cardhouser posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [7c 8c Ah Ac]
MyPetTurtle raises to $18
cardhouser calls $12
*** FLOP *** [9d 7s 9c]
cardhouser checks
MyPetTurtle bets $18
cardhouser calls $18
*** TURN *** [9d 7s 9c] [9h]
cardhouser checks
MyPetTurtle bets $40
cardhouser calls $40
*** RIVER *** [9d 7s 9c 9h] [2c]
cardhouser checks
MyPetTurtle bets $120
cardhouser calls $120
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MyPetTurtle shows [7c 8c Ah Ac] (a full house, Nines full of Aces)
cardhouser shows [9s 8s Th Kc] (four of a kind, Nines)
cardhouser wins the pot ($391.50) with four of a kind, Nines
MyPetTurtle: nh




Full Tilt Poker Game #2478804063: Table Brat (heads up) - $3/$6 - Pot Limit Omaha - 19:16:36 ET - 2007/05/21
Seat 1: talv ($605.50)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($1,875)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $3
talv posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [7s Ad Ac 2h]
MyPetTurtle raises to $18
talv raises to $54
MyPetTurtle raises to $162
talv calls $108
*** FLOP *** [Jd 3c 7d]
talv checks
MyPetTurtle bets $324
talv raises to $443.50, and is all in
MyPetTurtle calls $119.50
talv shows [Td 6s Jh 7h]
MyPetTurtle shows [7s Ad Ac 2h]
*** TURN *** [Jd 3c 7d] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 3c 7d 7c] [Tc]
talv shows a full house, Sevens full of Jacks
MyPetTurtle shows three of a kind, Sevens
talv wins the pot ($1,210.50) with a full house, Sevens full of Jacks



Full Tilt Poker Game #2478862704: Table Hollow Pine - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:24:36 ET - 2007/05/21
Seat 1: dankworth10 ($213.40)
Seat 2: Phallusy ($403.60)
Seat 3: MyPetTurtle ($417.30)
Seat 4: PkrSnk ($408.90)
Seat 5: boykee ($433)
Seat 6: mcw23 ($100.40)
Seat 7: pocketdeuces1 ($237)
Seat 8: gr00vyd0 ($388.80)
Seat 9: Aces_Busted ($37.30)
dankworth10 posts the small blind of $2
Phallusy posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [5h 5d]
MyPetTurtle raises to $14
PkrSnk raises to $24
boykee folds
mcw23 folds
pocketdeuces1 folds
gr00vyd0 folds
Aces_Busted folds
dankworth10 folds
Phallusy folds
MyPetTurtle calls $10
*** FLOP *** [Jd Kh 5c]
MyPetTurtle checks
PkrSnk bets $54
MyPetTurtle raises to $125
PkrSnk has 15 seconds left to act
PkrSnk raises to $384.90, and is all in
MyPetTurtle calls $259.90
PkrSnk shows [Ad Ac]
MyPetTurtle shows [5h 5d]
*** TURN *** [Jd Kh 5c] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Kh 5c 6s] [As]
PkrSnk shows three of a kind, Aces
MyPetTurtle shows three of a kind, Fives
PkrSnk wins the pot ($820.80) with three of a kind, Aces
MyPetTurtle: aebkj;gtrksj;lbnfklbmfbdfs
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $823.80 | Rake $3

dam, speechless, but thats poker

ow. That's painful.

I'm no Omaha expert, but I'm guessing CALLING with the nuts is still not advised, yes?

W T F ? ? ?

and just then.... WOW



Full Tilt Poker Game #2480648656: Table Gull (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:00:44 ET - 2007/05/21
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($657.50)
Seat 2: ANGELALLIN ($449.65)
ANGELALLIN posts the small blind of $2
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [7s 5c]
ANGELALLIN calls $2
MyPetTurtle checks
*** FLOP *** [3d 6c 4s]
MyPetTurtle bets $12
ANGELALLIN calls $12
*** TURN *** [3d 6c 4s] [Tc]
MyPetTurtle bets $32
ANGELALLIN calls $32
*** RIVER *** [3d 6c 4s Tc] [5h]
MyPetTurtle bets $96
ANGELALLIN calls $96
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MyPetTurtle shows [7s 5c] (a straight, Seven high)
ANGELALLIN shows [8s 7d] (a straight, Eight high)
ANGELALLIN wins the pot ($287.50) with a straight, Eight high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $288 | Rake $0.50
Board: [3d 6c 4s Tc 5h]
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle (big blind) showed [7s 5c] and lost with a straight, Seven high
Seat 2: ANGELALLIN (small blind) showed [8s 7d] and won ($287.50) with a straight, Eight high

wtf. wow

What in the hell is going on here? I's expect to see this maybe once every 50,000 hands.

LOL... you mean this doesn't happen to some of you on a regular basis?

I honestly can't remember the last time someone showed me the nuts after calling on the river. I'd seriously guess it's been over a year.

I have seen this a bunch of times.
I can't figure it except for a misclick or failure to realize that they have the nuts.

LOL... initially I was talking about a run of bad beats. But, I actually had a guy call me with the stone cold nuts in the AP tourney tonight. Let me go see if I can find it...

There's something in the water today


Moving_To posts the small blind of $2
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [As Ac]
Moving_To raises to $299.90, and is all in
MyPetTurtle calls $295.90
Moving_To shows [8s Td]
MyPetTurtle shows [As Ac]
*** FLOP *** [9c 9s 6d]
*** TURN *** [9c 9s 6d] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [9c 9s 6d 5c] [3h]
Moving_To shows a pair of Nines
MyPetTurtle shows two pair, Aces and Nines
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($599.30) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Moving_To is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $599.80 | Rake $0.50
Board: [9c 9s 6d 5c 3h]
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle (big blind) showed [As Ac] and won ($599.30) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 2: Moving_To (small blind) showed [8s Td] and lost with a pair of Nines

Seat 1: iloserentmoney ($686.50)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($390)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $2
iloserentmoney posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Tc 2c]
MyPetTurtle raises to $12
iloserentmoney calls $8
*** FLOP *** [2d 6c 2s]
iloserentmoney bets $24
MyPetTurtle raises to $66
iloserentmoney raises to $168
MyPetTurtle raises to $378, and is all in
iloserentmoney calls $210
MyPetTurtle shows [Tc 2c]
iloserentmoney shows [Ah 8d]
*** TURN *** [2d 6c 2s] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [2d 6c 2s 8h] [Kd]
MyPetTurtle shows three of a kind, Twos
iloserentmoney shows two pair, Eights and Twos
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($779.50) with three of a kind, Twos
iloserentmoney adds $103.50
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $780 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2d 6c 2s 8h Kd]
Seat 1: iloserentmoney (big blind) showed [Ah 8d] and lost with two pair, Eights and Twos
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle (small blind) showed [Tc 2c] and won ($779.50) with three of a kind, Twos

good night i'm off to LA in the morn

Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($617.60)
Seat 2: riverluck24 ($890.40)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $2
riverluck24 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [6s 5s]
MyPetTurtle raises to $12
riverluck24 calls $8
*** FLOP *** [7d 7h 3s]
riverluck24 checks
MyPetTurtle bets $16
riverluck24 raises to $32
MyPetTurtle calls $16
*** TURN *** [7d 7h 3s] [Ts]
riverluck24 bets $44
MyPetTurtle raises to $144
riverluck24 calls $100
*** RIVER *** [7d 7h 3s Ts] [8c]
riverluck24 checks
MyPetTurtle bets $429.60, and is all in
riverluck24 has 15 seconds left to act
riverluck24 folds
Uncalled bet of $429.60 returned to MyPetTurtle
MyPetTurtle shows [6s 5s] (a pair of Sevens)
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($375.50)

wow all the way around some crazy shit. Horrible beats but a great play on that last hand!! What are you comming to LA for?

To steal your women...

AP players are loony, crazy etc......
I love them most days.

no wonder you win. makes me sad. i miss poker.

yes eej because i never get sucked out on

Full Tilt Poker Game #2501542266: Table Nido (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:05:32 ET - 2007/05/24
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($327)
Seat 2: 55livers ($104.40)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $2
55livers posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Ah Qd]
MyPetTurtle raises to $12
55livers raises to $20
MyPetTurtle raises to $327, and is all in
55livers calls $84.40, and is all in
MyPetTurtle shows [Ah Qd]
55livers shows [4d Qh]
Uncalled bet of $222.60 returned to MyPetTurtle
*** FLOP *** [3d 6s 3c]
*** TURN *** [3d 6s 3c] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [3d 6s 3c 8h] [4h]
MyPetTurtle shows a pair of Threes
55livers shows two pair, Fours and Threes
55livers wins the pot ($208.30) with two pair, Fours and Threes