Thanks for railing...
 

So, I had a friend visiting here this weekend. He has poker experience but doesn't play tons or anything. I fired up my usual 6 tables of 6 max NL on Full Tilt and he railed for a while. In the short time I played, he was lucky enough to witness ALL of the following, coupled with exactly 0 suckouts by me, as you would expect. I did win one coinflip against a short stack, so I guess I should be happy.

AA ended up being my worst hand of the session, of course. :mad:

Anyway, I think it's safe to say he won't be playing online poker regularly anytime soon:


Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 5 players
Hand History by
SB: $74.80
BB: $110
HERO (UTG): $203
CO: $240.80
Button: $423.95

SB posts Small Blind $1
BB posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: A:h: A:c: ($3)
HERO raises to $7
CO raises to $24
Button folds
SB folds
BB folds
HERO raises to $74
CO raises to $240.8 and is all in
HERO calls $129 and is all in

Flop: 7:c: T:c: J:s: ($446.8)

Turn: 7:c: T:c: J:s: 3:s: ($446.8)

River: 7:c: T:c: J:s: 3:s: 4:c: ($446.8)

CO shows J:c: J:h:
CO wins $406 with three of a kind Jacks



Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 5 players
Hand History by
HERO (SB): $200
BB: $295.65
UTG: $315.90
CO: $44.65
Button: $504

HERO posts Small Blind $1
BB posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: A:c: Q:d: ($3)
CO raises to $6
Button folds
HERO raises to $22
BB folds
CO raises to $44.6 and is all in
HERO calls $22.6

Flop: 2:c: 2:s: T:h: ($91.2)

Turn: 2:c: 2:s: T:h: 7:c: ($91.2)

River: 2:c: 2:s: T:h: 7:c: 9:h: ($91.2)

CO shows A:d: T:d:
CO wins $89.30 with two pair Tens and Twos



Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by
SB: $249.70
HERO (BB): $200
UTG: $197
MP: $96.20
CO: $138.30
Button: $22.80

SB posts Small Blind $1
HERO posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: K:s: A:h: ($3)
UTG folds
MP folds
CO folds
Button calls $2
SB folds
HERO raises to $9
Button raises to $22.8 and is all in
HERO calls $13.8

Flop: 4:h: 8:c: 4:c: ($46.6)

Turn: 4:h: 8:c: 4:c: J:h: ($46.6)

River: 4:h: 8:c: 4:c: J:h: Q:h: ($46.6)

Button shows Q:s: T:h:
Button wins $44.30 with two pair Queens and Fours



Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by
SB: $277.65
BB: $260.90
UTG: $300.55
HERO (MP): $251.80
CO: $197
Button: $197.05

SB posts Small Blind $1
BB posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: 9:h: 9:c: ($3)
UTG folds
HERO raises to $7
CO folds
Button raises to $12
SB folds
BB folds
HERO calls $5

Flop: 2:h: 6:d: 8:d: ($27)
HERO checks
Button bets $12
HERO calls $12

Turn: 2:h: 6:d: 8:d: 4:s: ($51)
HERO checks
Button checks

River: 2:h: 6:d: 8:d: 4:s: 7:d: ($51)
HERO checks
Button bets $34
HERO calls $34

Button shows 5:s: K:d:
Button wins $116 with a straight Eight high



Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by
SB: $203.65
BB: $210.05
UTG: $173
MP: $185.40
CO: $85.70
HERO (Button): $240

SB posts Small Blind $1
BB posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: 7:h: 7:d: ($3)
UTG folds
MP folds
CO raises to $7
HERO raises to $24
SB folds
BB folds
CO raises to $75
HERO calls $51

Flop: 3:s: 3:c: 3:d: ($153)
CO bets $10.7 and is all in
HERO calls $10.7

Turn: 3:s: 3:c: 3:d: 6:h: ($174.4)

River: 3:s: 3:c: 3:d: 6:h: A:c: ($174.4)

CO shows K:c: A:d:
CO wins $171.40 with a full house Threes full of Aces



Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by
SB: $169.40
HERO (BB): $200
UTG: $202.65
MP: $219.15
CO: $174.75
Button: $173.40

SB posts Small Blind $1
HERO posts Big Blind $2

Pre-flop: A:s: A:h: ($3)
UTG folds
MP folds
CO raises to $7
Button folds
SB folds
HERO raises to $24
CO calls $17

Flop: 3:c: 7:h: T:s: ($49)
HERO bets $34
CO calls $34

Turn: 3:c: 7:h: T:s: 7:s: ($117)
HERO bets $117
CO calls $116.7 and is all in

River: 3:c: 7:h: T:s: 7:s: 2:h: ($350.7)

CO shows T:c: T:d:
CO wins $347.50 with a full house Tens full of Sevens

gross, but I think 77 hand is played pretty bad.

clearly your friend brings you luck :eek:

Yeah, not the best line... I three bet it preflop before noticing his stack. When he 4 bet me, I wasn't thrilled but decided to go with the hand hoping he had overcards. He only had $10 behind, so I decided to just call and put it in on any flop. Turns out I was right, but not the best preflop play for sure.

I'm not sure the 99 hand was played perfectly either, but I've been trying to be a little less aggressive sometime and allow my opponents to bluff more.

And that's something the bad beat moaners need to remember, you're not gonna get 'as lucky' as the chasers, because if you're playing right you won't have nearly as many chances to suckout.

Still, tough run.