KOD is soooooo funny
 

On the bubble of the $3+R at Absolute...

Stage #940654745 Tourney ID 1897256 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit $1200 - 2007-10-12 00:03:04 (ET)
Table: 94 (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealer
Seat 1 - ZYUKIN ($36860 in chips)
Seat 2 - IWHITEY ($16170 in chips)
Seat 3 - GC_PORTIS ($36565 in chips)
Seat 4 - GREASYD22 ($21645 in chips)
Seat 5 - TAHOEBOUND ($24285 in chips)
Seat 6 - BRAINIAC ($50117.50 in chips)
Seat 7 - RIVERERIC ($13945 in chips)
Seat 8 - KEVINDAO827 ($30175 in chips)
Seat 9 - ABSOLUTEREEL ($22240 in chips)
ZYUKIN - Ante $100
IWHITEY - Ante $100
GC_PORTIS - Ante $100
GREASYD22 - Ante $100
TAHOEBOUND - Ante $100
BRAINIAC - Ante $100
RIVERERIC - Ante $100
KEVINDAO827 - Ante $100
ABSOLUTEREEL - Ante $100
GREASYD22 - Posts small blind $600
TAHOEBOUND - Posts big blind $1200
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to ABSOLUTEREEL [Ks Kh]
BRAINIAC - Folds
RIVERERIC - Folds
KEVINDAO827 - Folds
ABSOLUTEREEL - Raises $3200 to $3200
ZYUKIN - Folds
IWHITEY - Folds
GC_PORTIS - Calls $3200
GREASYD22 - Calls $2600
TAHOEBOUND - Folds
*** FLOP *** [10c 2d 5s]
GREASYD22 - Checks
ABSOLUTEREEL - Bets $9000
GC_PORTIS - Folds
GREASYD22 - Calls $9000
*** TURN *** [10c 2d 5s] [10s]
GREASYD22 - All-In $9345
ABSOLUTEREEL - Calls $9345
*** RIVER *** [10c 2d 5s 10s] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GREASYD22 - Shows [8h 8c] (Full house, eights full of tens)
ABSOLUTEREEL - Shows [Ks Kh] (Two Pair, kings and tens)
GREASYD22 Collects $48390 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($48390)
Board [10c 2d 5s 10s 8d] <--------- would you expect anything else here?
Seat 1: ZYUKIN Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: IWHITEY Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: GC_PORTIS (dealer) Folded on the FLOP
Seat 4: GREASYD22 (small blind) won Total ($48390) All-In HI: ($48390) with Full house, eights full of tens [8h 8c - P:8h,B:8d,P:8c,B:10s,B:10c]
Seat 5: TAHOEBOUND (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: BRAINIAC Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 7: RIVERERIC Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: KEVINDAO827 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 9: ABSOLUTEREEL HI:lost with Two Pair, kings and tens [Ks Kh - P:Ks,P:Kh,B:10s,B:10c,B:8d]

Sooooooo standard.

Funny how, I mean funny like a clown, it amuses you? KoD makes you laugh, its there to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How is it funny?