Ubber Live Gayness
 

Family is still up in Atlanta so I went down to our B&M poker room last night for some $2/$2 NL.

Guy (villain) sits down to my left in a coat & tie and I observe that he's pretty loose but real passive. So, I'm in the big blind and get dealt AA, villain has limped UTG which is nothing special for him, there are 4 or 5 other limpers so when it gets to me I make it $15 to go. Villain calls and the rest fold.

Heads-up to the flop which comes JTT rainbow. I figure that's probably a good flop for me but drawy so I fire $25, villain calls.

Turn is an 8, not a great card but I still think I'm ahead so I fire $50 (which in hindsight was a mistake because it only left him with about $15 if he calls, should have just put him all-in there). Villain calls.

River is a 9 :rolleyes: and with only ~$15 left I put him all-in and wait for the gayness.

Any guess at the stellar holding of villain?

Q7 imo

my initial thought of obvious gayness holdings is...............

Q8

78o

Q8 or 99.

Q 3 soooted, of course.

I agree - first thought was Q8... sooted?

on second thought, I'm going for the hammer, 7 2.

JT?

Yeah, right. How about Q4?

So far Fildy is closest.

Well, if it is "uber"live gayness and not just the regular kind, I'll say KQ.

I not a goot speeler. No, not KQ.

Here's a hint: preflop he was about as big a dog as you can possibly be (5.65% chance of winning), of course, against me that's like a coin-flip. :rolleyes:

A7?

Bingo.

AQ works too, but is way less ubergay.

Bingo!! And off-suit, of course. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! Idiots FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!