One Month...
 

Last night marked the one month anniversary of the beginning of me running "LOL bad." For those not in the know about the phrase I just coined, "LOL bad" is so bad, you can only laugh.

To commemorate the occasion, please enjoy the following HHs. Note that these are all against the same guy, and one match after another after another.

To be fair, I did win the last two (after these - which were all losses) when he somehow didn't hit his miracles.


1 - Didn't save the HH, but lost an AKs vs JJ flip (no surprise there).


2 - Like AA > 63. Sure it is:

Full Tilt Tournament game, buy-in $200 + 10 Heads Up Sit & Go (47884657), $10/$20 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History by
BB: T$1340
HERO (Button): T$1660

HERO postsBB posts Big Blind T$20

Pre-flop: A:s: A:h: (T$20)
HERO raises to T$60
BB raises to T$180
HERO calls T$120

Flop: Q:d: J:s: Q:s: ($360)
BB bets T$360
HERO raises to T$1170
BB calls T$800 and is all in

Turn: Q:d: J:s: Q:s: 2:s: (T$2690)

River: Q:d: J:s: Q:s: 2:s: K:h: (T$2690)
HERO
BB shows 3:s: 6:s:
BB wins T$2680 with a flush Queen high


3 - Like AA > 42o when he gets it in as a is 21:1 dog. Sure it is.

Full Tilt Tournament game, buy-in $200 + 10 Heads Up Sit & Go (47885272), $15/$30 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History by
HERO (BB): T$1860
Button: T$1140

Button postsHERO posts Big Blind T$30

Pre-flop: A:s: A:d: (T$45)
Button calls T$15
HERO raises to T$90
Button calls T$60

Flop: 2:d: 8:c: 9:h: ($180)
HERO bets T$150
Button calls T$150

Turn: 2:d: 8:c: 9:h: 8:d: (T$480)
HERO checks
Button bets T$900 and is all in
HERO calls T$900

River: 2:d: 8:c: 9:h: 8:d: 2:h: (T$2280)

Button shows 4:h: 2:s:
Button wins T$2280 with a full house Twos full of Eights


4 - Like a flopped top 2 is gonna be good when he's got 2 outs. Did I learn nothing from #3? Funny thing is, I honestly thought he had a 2 (monsters in the closet), but knew he'd stack off drawing to 0-3 outs, so I pushed the turn anyway. Whatever.

Full Tilt Tournament game, buy-in $200 + 10 Heads Up Sit & Go (47885272), $20/$40 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History by
BB: T$2220
HERO (Button): T$780

HERO postsBB posts Big Blind T$40

Pre-flop: A:h: 8:c: (T$40)
HERO raises to T$120
BB calls T$80

Flop: A:c: 2:s: 8:d: ($240)
BB checks
HERO bets T$140
BB calls T$140

Turn: A:c: 2:s: 8:d: 2:d: (T$520)
BB checks
HERO bets T$520 and is all in
BB calls T$520

River: A:c: 2:s: 8:d: 2:d: Q:d: (T$1560)
HERO
BB shows 3:c: 2:h:
BB wins T$1560 with three of a kind Twos


5 - Like KK is ever fucking good. Ever:

Full Tilt Tournament game, buy-in $200 + 10 Heads Up Sit & Go (47886474), $10/$20 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History by
HERO (BB): T$1230
Button: T$1770

Button postsHERO posts Big Blind T$20

Pre-flop: K:c: K:s: (T$20)
Button raises to T$60
HERO raises to T$180
Button raises to T$1770 and is all in
HERO calls T$1050 and is all in

Flop: 2:c: 6:c: 7:h: ($3000)

Turn: 2:c: 6:c: 7:h: J:h: (T$3000)

River: 2:c: 6:c: 7:h: J:h: J:d: (T$3000)
HERO
Button shows 6:d: 6:s:
Button wins T$2460 with a full house Sixes full of Jacks


6 - Like when I actually get it in badly with one overcard against a pair and spike my Ace, which I swear to you happens to me < 20% as often as my opponents manage to do it (selective memory, I'm sure), like spiking that Ace means shit and like I'm not still drawing to runners anyway. So glad to "use" that spiked Ace here and now, when it really means something:

Full Tilt Tournament game, buy-in $200 + 10 Heads Up Sit & Go (47887901), $15/$30 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History by
HERO (BB): T$2490
Button: T$510

Button postsHERO posts Big Blind T$30

Pre-flop: J:h: A:d: (T$45)
Button calls T$15
HERO raises to T$90
Button raises to T$510 and is all in
HERO calls T$420

Flop: 7:h: Q:s: A:s: ($1035)

Turn: 7:h: Q:s: A:s: 9:c: (T$1035)

River: 7:h: Q:s: A:s: 9:c: K:s: (T$1035)

Button shows Q:c: Q:d:
Button wins T$1020 with three of a kind Queens

I know this section of the forum is created for brags and beats, but I don't know why you would continue to post in here. The hands are rough....we've all experienced it. Sometimes it's nice to vent, but to actively go through your hh's to find them and post them and relive them can't be good for you.

I wasn't actively going through them. I was saving them off as they were happening.

That's much healthier. :rolleyes:

It's time to turn to booze TP.

Strictly academic
 

Not that it would make any difference the way you are running, but …

In hand #3, are you checking the turn with the belief that he will shove with an inferior hand (in which case, you were right :eek:)? I’d have pot-sized bet that, since he seems willing to call with just about anything, but I don’t want to give him the chance to see a free river card.

Stop playing headsup sngs. i think they are too shallow and reward monkey aggressive play, which i'm not really a fan of.


while we're posting beats, this is probably the most retarded hand i've seen in a while


ellwood2 posts the small blind of $5
McFly86 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McFly86 [6s 5s]
ellwood2 calls $5
McFly86 checks
*** FLOP *** [Ts Qs 4s]
McFly86 checks
ellwood2 bets $90
McFly86 raises to $210
ellwood2 calls $120
*** TURN *** [Ts Qs 4s] [8c]
McFly86 bets $879.50, and is all in
ellwood2 calls $780, and is all in
McFly86 shows [6s 5s]
ellwood2 shows [4h Qc]
Uncalled bet of $99.50 returned to McFly86
*** RIVER *** [Ts Qs 4s 8c] [Qd]
McFly86 shows a flush, Queen high
ellwood2 shows a full house, Queens full of Fours
ellwood2 wins the pot ($1,999.50) with a full house, Queens full of Fours
McFly86 adds $900.50
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,000 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ts Qs 4s 8c Qd]
Seat 1: McFly86 (big blind) showed [6s 5s] and lost with a flush, Queen high
Seat 2: ellwood2 (small blind) showed [4h Qc] and won ($1,999.50) with a full house, Queens full of Fours

Yes. He (this particular tard) is going to shove that turn probably 90% of the time if I check it (regardless of his cards).

A guy hitting a 4 outer after calling 3 bets preflop with complete trash is the most retarded hand you've seen in a while? Must be nice. :rolleyes:

As for the HU SNGs, I'm still torn. I know that most people prefer cash, but I'm still not quite convinced. There are pros and cons to both. For me, I think the HU SNGs (not turbos - I'm with you on that) fit my style better.

huh? preflop was limped. that's why it's such a retarded hand -- he's putting in 100bbs in a limped pot on a horrible board (and bets 4.5x pot on the flop).

standard 2 outters are too boring :)

cash ftw

Don't mind me. Only glanced and thought the flop action was preflop. :donkey

But don't lie - You love the 4.5x pot flop bet. Stadard.