I liked this one
 

Full Tilt Poker Game #6517531960: Table Gass (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 8:59:20 ET - 2008/05/22
Seat 1: BrerTerrapin ($930.05)
Seat 2: houseofcards47 ($465.05)
BrerTerrapin posts the small blind of $2
houseofcards47 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BrerTerrapin [Qc Th]
BrerTerrapin raises to $12
houseofcards47 calls $8
*** FLOP *** [7d 7h 6c]
houseofcards47 checks
BrerTerrapin bets $21
houseofcards47 calls $21
*** TURN *** [7d 7h 6c] [Ad]
houseofcards47 checks
BrerTerrapin bets $40
houseofcards47 calls $40
*** RIVER *** [7d 7h 6c Ad] [7c]
houseofcards47 has 15 seconds left to act
houseofcards47 bets $96
BrerTerrapin has 15 seconds left to act
BrerTerrapin has requested TIME
BrerTerrapin calls $96
*** SHOW DOWN ***
houseofcards47 shows [3c 4c] three of a kind, Sevens
BrerTerrapin shows [Qc Th] three of a kind, Sevens
BrerTerrapin wins the pot ($337.50) with three of a kind, Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $338 | Rake $0.50
Board: [7d 7h 6c Ad 7c]
Seat 1: BrerTerrapin (small blind) showed [Qc Th] and won ($337.50) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 2: houseofcards47 (big blind) showed [3c 4c] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens

head asplode.

for some reason I immediately thought of that video of the fat german kid going crazy on his computer while waiting for a game to load when I read OP.

Need linky. Now.

I must be REALLY horrible at HU.

thought he had a straight draw

My god that kid is a demon !! Oh and tp I have to agree with you I guess I suck at hu!!!