Board Mistress likes playing the board...
 

Of the 150 HU SNGs I played for my stake, I think I would have to say this was the single worst player overall... This wasn't the worst played hand, mind you, but...... ok, maybe it was.


Full Tilt Poker Game #6909717918: $200 + $10 Heads Up Sit & Go (52517504), Table 1 - 10/20 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:25:04 ET - 2008/06/21
Seat 1: Boardmistress (2,400)
Seat 2: Troll Pie (600)
Boardmistress posts the small blind of 10
Troll Pie posts the big blind of 20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Ac Kc]
Boardmistress calls 10
Troll Pie raises to 70
Boardmistress calls 50
*** FLOP *** [9s 7h 4s]
Troll Pie bets 100
Boardmistress calls 100
*** TURN *** [9s 7h 4s] [As]
Troll Pie bets 430, and is all in
Boardmistress calls 430
Troll Pie shows [Ac Kc]
Boardmistress shows [3h 2h]
*** RIVER *** [9s 7h 4s As] [Ah]
Troll Pie shows three of a kind, Aces
Boardmistress shows a pair of Aces
Troll Pie wins the pot (1,200) with three of a kind, Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,200 | Rake 0
Board: [9s 7h 4s As Ah]
Seat 1: Boardmistress (small blind) showed [3h 2h] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: Troll Pie (big blind) showed [Ac Kc] and won (1,200) with three of a kind, Aces

LOL, actually, I can't type out the sound that came out of my mouth when I read the cards he called with....

2 things:

1) is that hhf right? like what???
2) how does that guy EVER get a 4-1 chiplead on you?

He hit the 5 on the river once, obv:rolleyes:

Yeah, bad players suck out a lot.

And when you HAVE to have the best hand to win (since they never fold ever), you need to get some cards.

I won this, obv.

I thought it was obvious that I was kidding around - I guess I should've included a :D or a :rolleyes: or maybe a :thumbsup:.... I would have no doubt you'd win this...

Oh, don't be so sure. I lose to horrible players all the time. It's especially frustrating. It's hard to put them on a hand when they could have any two cards and logic completely goes out the window. You have to quickly switch your game back to Level 1 thinking, and I've usually throw away a few hundred chips with a CR bluff they call with their Ace high by the time I realize how bad they are...