I know this is unhealthy
 

but jesus fucking christ I wish this shit would just stop:



Full Tilt Tournament game, buy-in $5 + 0.50 Tournament (70119818), $250/$500 Ante 50 No Limit, 9 players
Hand History by

SB: T$7250
BB: T$4870
UTG: T$9045
UTG+1: T$14450
MP1: T$13355
MP2: T$12461
HERO (MP3): T$3530
CO: T$27630
Button: T$10497

SB posts Small Blind T$250
BB posts Big Blind T$500

Pre-flop: A:h: A:s: (T$750)
UTG folds
UTG+1 folds
MP1 folds
MP2 raises to T$1000
HERO raises to T$3480 and is all in
CO folds
Button folds
SB folds
BB folds
MP2 calls T$2480

Flop: 9:h: 5:h: Q:c: ($7710)

Turn: 9:h: 5:h: Q:c: K:s: (T$7710)

River: 9:h: 5:h: Q:c: K:s: K:d: (T$7710)

MP2 shows J:c: K:h:
MP2 wins T$8160 with three of a kind Kings




Full Tilt Tournament game, buy-in $5 + 0.50 Knockout (70125296), $20/$40 No Limit, 8 players
Hand History by

SB: T$1551
BB: T$3450
HERO (UTG): T$1420
UTG+1: T$3416
MP1: T$3170
MP2: T$460
CO: T$1628
Button: T$2660

SB posts Small Blind T$20
BB posts Big Blind T$40

Pre-flop: A:s: Q:s: (T$60)
HERO calls T$40
UTG+1 folds
MP1 folds
MP2 folds
CO raises to T$180
Button folds
SB calls T$160
BB folds
HERO calls T$140

Flop: 6:d: 9:s: Q:d: ($580)
SB checks
HERO checks
CO bets T$480
SB calls T$480
HERO raises to T$1240 and is all in
CO folds
SB calls T$760

Turn: 6:d: 9:s: Q:d: T:d: (T$3540)

River: 6:d: 9:s: Q:d: T:d: K:d: (T$3540)

SB shows T:s: T:h:
SB wins T$3540 with three of a kind Tens





Full Tilt Tournament game, buy-in $, $B (69970288) Table 115/$ 300/600 Ante 75, 9 players
Hand History by

SB: T$4075
BB: T$12061
UTG: T$11813
UTG+1: T$8888
MP1: T$10494
MP2: T$13454
MP3: T$2211
CO: T$21575
HERO (Button): T$2508

SB posts Small Blind T$300
BB posts Big Blind T$600

Pre-flop: Q:c: Q:s: (T$900)
UTG folds
UTG+1 folds
MP1 folds
MP2 folds
MP3 raises to T$2136 and is all in
CO folds
HERO raises to T$2433 and is all in
SB folds
BB folds

Flop: 7:d: T:c: 9:c: ($5469)

Turn: 7:d: T:c: 9:c: 5:h: (T$5469)

River: 7:d: T:c: 9:c: 5:h: J:c: (T$5469)

MP3 shows 9:d: 5:d:
MP3 wins T$5847 with two pair Nines and Fives
Full Tilt Tournament game, buy-in $5 + 0.50 Tournament (69985384), $150/$300 Ante 25 No Limit, 9 players
Hand History by

SB: T$3225
BB: T$16801
UTG: T$12065
UTG+1: T$12290
MP1: T$9105
MP2: T$2215
MP3: T$9143
HERO (CO): T$2875
Button: T$8630

SB posts Small Blind T$150
BB posts Big Blind T$300

Pre-flop: K:c: A:h: (T$450)
UTG folds
UTG+1 folds
MP1 folds
MP2 folds
MP3 raises to T$1275
HERO raises to T$2850 and is all in
Button folds
SB folds
BB folds
MP3 calls T$1575

Flop: J:d: 6:h: 9:h: ($6150)

Turn: J:d: 6:h: 9:h: T:c: (T$6150)

River: J:d: 6:h: 9:h: T:c: T:d: (T$6150)

MP3 shows K:d: Q:s:
MP3 wins T$6375 with a straight King high

You run like bdawg.

You know how they say that to play cornerback in the NFL you need a very short term memory? Well...

wowzie that is frustrating :eek:

didn't want to make a new thread so heres a beat a suffered yesterday

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Game Started on Thu Dec 04, 2008 @ 22:31
Horseshoe - Holdem - 1/2 - Real Money - Hand #121768009

**Hand #121768009 begins**
Scsu12 receives the dealer button
Cora98 posts small blind 0.50
bkr94049 posts big blind 1
You are dealt[Kh,5h]
bkr96088 calls 1
Abakke1 folds
Scsu12 calls 1
Cora98 calls 0.50
bkr94049 checks
Flop is dealt [Kc,5s,4h]
Cora98 checks
bkr94049 checks
bkr96088 checks
Scsu12 bets 1
Cora98 calls 1
bkr94049 calls 1
bkr96088 folds
Turn is dealt [6s]
Cora98 checks
bkr94049 checks
Scsu12 bets 2
Cora98 calls 2
bkr94049 folds
River is dealt [7s]
Cora98 checks
Scsu12 checks
Cora98 shows a straight Eight high
Cora98's pocket cards were [8h,Jh]
Scsu12 mucks [Kh,5h]
Cora98 wins $10.50 real money from main pot
**Hand #121768009 ends**

You havent killed yourself or robbed a bank already?