Beat:Home game assholes
So I decided to go play a home game. Stupid mistake.
First game goes off without a hitch. Second game this brother in law of one of the guys hops in. First hand table folds around to him and I in the blinds. He limps I check with Js6s. Flop comes 6ATs and goes check check. Turn Ks and villain min bets. I just call. River is J and he bets min again. I call just to see what he had. We start with 150bb so it doesn't really cost much at all. Villain says "six" and shows a six so I table two pair thinking its good, then he says "and the straight" and shows a queen. I figured, hey its a friendly home game maybe it was a mistake, whatever. Much later in the tourney. Three limpers. Players had talked like 20 minutes earlier how tight I was and I still hadn't played a hand, so I make it 6x otb with 75dd. Villain calls from BB. Everyone else folds. Flop comes 7c5hTh villain checks I ship. I had like 1bb more than pot which was like 15bb by this point. Villain tanks for like 5 minutes and tables 77. The whole table looks at him like "wtf" and he starts laughing. I let him know he was a douchehat and left. Won't be playing with him any more. |
If this was me...
Beat: I got slowrolled twice. Brag: I beat the shit outta him, and fucked his girlfriend. |
His girlfriend was a nasty stripper, so not with a ten foot pole and your dick.
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I'm not picky.
I can put on two condoms. :thumbsup: |
I grind 9-man sngs.
Looking to convert to 6-max cash soon. Make sure you prep well for the transition. 9 man SNGs are as much like 6 max cash as golf is like hockey. |
tommy is to poker what happy gilmore was to golf and hockey
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So you're saying he's a fictional character? ;)
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Hahaha I've studied 6-max cash alot of the last year, just didn't have a bankroll to grind it comfortably.
And I am Happy Gilmore, true story. |
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