Ultimate Bet (the devil) gets another shot
 

Because of a screw up on a withdrawal at another site I somehow got just less than $50 in my Neteller account (the min deposit amount at most places) and the rest sent to FirePay, but Ultimate Beat allows smaller deposits via Neteller and since I have no way to get money in Neteller I am gonna send the funds to UB and take my lumps.

I will see if it takes more than 150 hands or so to get the first winner this time around.

Decided to play in the 10AM $1000 guaranteed game ( which they covered by 43 entries) and this is a great place for tournaments. They really teach you how to win pots without having a hand, because you sure as f*ck don't get any cards.

If playing J-5 offsiut in a 6-way pot is your kind of thing then this is THE place for you.

you're pretty angry lately

If by lately you mean the last 30 years, then yes I have been angry lately.

If this is indicative of your level of patience, endurance, or understanding of probability, poker is not the game for you.

It was a reference to the first time I signed up for UB a while ago, you weren't here for that thread so you wouldn't understand.

This made me LOL :D

In the $5.50 tourney earlier I played a grand total of 7 hands outside of the blinds, my hole cards were honelty that bad and I finished 38th and the top 30 get paid. I think that speaks volumes about the quality of play, I damn near could have folded my way to the money right from the start. There is another one at 7:00 est with 3K guaranteed, I will probably play that one as well. Hopefully with a FEW decent hands I can get pretty far. Of course I will update you all.

Still glad I'm back TP?

But of course.

Ummmmmm..... Maybe see if Mrs. Penguin can play for you. :p