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I played in the Party Poker HE Game. I do not know why I play these. The smaller games on other sites have GOT to be easier. Anyway, 2195 people to start with. I quickly get a HUGE chip lead (for me) of around 7K. I keep this until 163 people are left. Then I get killed by this #*((@) moron. I have QT in the SB and complete. It is HU. The flop is QJx. Cool. I bet the pot. He calls. The turn is an x. Nothing scary. So I bet the pot again. 3600 bucks. He loses this hand and he has 1K left and is screwed. I am a little nervous about KQ when he cold calls me. The river is a 5. I have 2K left. The blinds are like 600. So fuck it. I go all in. He flips J5 for the winner. J.. fucking.. 5. What does that beat on the flop? I have played 2 fucking hands in the last hour and he pulls that shit on me. I fucking hate HE sometimes!!!! If I had won that hand I would have been sitting pretty at 17K instead of out.

Better than how I went out.
I had about 5k (average stack is roughly 2.2k)
200 left (top 70 get paid) $20+2.

Blinds are 150/75 shortstack raises to 300 (has 600 left)
I am in small blind with Ac-Kc
I raise to 450....
BB raises to 800
original raiser folds...
OK, this is easy, BB has A-A.....
Oh crap, why is my pointer moving towards the bet button?
I know he has A-A. I have even said as much aloud....
Why is my pointer not moving towards the fold... It's a little too close to the "all-in" button....

Son of a Bitch... why did I click that????
Yep.
He flips up A-A....
Sigh.
That's what happens when you play the late tourneys I guess.

I take it one of those Xs was a 5? This probably wouldn't be a good time for me to say you should have raised preflop, huh?

River was a five. x was just a rag.... two pair