The funniest hand I have ever played
 

So my boss at the italian restauraunt I work asks me if I want to go play cards later on tonight. He goes to one of the card rooms around the area which I have never been to/heard of before. So I tell him what the hell and we go.

We get there, it's a piece of shit dump with 3 tables and only 1 table going on. It's a 1/2 Game with a 300 max buy in, so I buy in and we sit down making it a 10 player table. I win 150 bucks in the first 15 minutes or so, and just sit back and watch how bad the players are. I mean they are awful...like this is the worst game I've ever seen in my life. On a 9 Q 2 rainbow flop the pot was bet, raised, reraised, called and called. A 2 comes on the turn. It is bet raised, fold, all in and all in. First all in shows K2 second all in shows 42. WTF?!

So anyways onto THE hand this post is about.

I raise 15 with KK I believe from 3rd position. I get 5 callers. JESUS. I cant imagine this is gunna go well. The flop comes Kh 10h 5c. Flopping me the nuts. One check and it's on me. I bet out 50. Player 2 raises to 120. Player 3 moves in for 200. Player 4 calls, original checker folds. I recheck my cards wondering WTF is going on...I do have the nuts right?? Ooooook, I move in for 420 total. The original 120 raiser calls, the guy who smooth called the 200 all in says wow...ok...and calls also. 4 ALL INS??? (the original raiser still had a stack, everyone else was all in)

I show KK and Im like well I have the nuts what the hell do you guys have?

Player 1 shows KQ for TP 2nd kicker
Player 2 shows AQ for an inside straight draw
Player 3 shows Jh4h for a flush draw

WHAT?!?!?!

I usually don't bash poor play, but I said aloud "what the fuck are you guys thinking?"

The board stays clean and I rake in the pot for close to 1000 profit

Wow this was pathetic. I made 1300 in a 1/2 Game in 2.5 hours.

I may decide to return to this insanity...it seems like a goldmine

I may retire and rent an apartment near said game.

That is awesome.... Of course, I would have lost that hand (to the gutshot, of course) for sure. Games like that are very profitable, but they can drive you made too.

Wow, I don't know how people can play like that. Good thing you won and you didn't get rivered or anything. Nice win too. What did you do quadruple your buy-in?