What household item should I use to commit suicide?
 

You're limited to one choice.

Beer....you might just end up happy when you die

Beer. It's slow, but it's refreshing.

Beer for the above reasons and if you drink enough you'll probably forget all about the stupid donkeys.

Butter knife. Make you work for your death.

Butter knife

nah beer. Fill up a bath full, add a bit of kerosine. Chain yourself to the taps. Light a match, drink away while burning to death.

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Dude, I havent' neg repped you in a while. I may for this one though.

Butter knife. Fo sho. And post pics of the process please.... well, at least unntil it starts to get too bloody.

How about an iron to the face?

I picked butter knife, but using a spoon is clearly better.

Instead, why not keep stubbing your toe until you die? That would be a terrible death.

dude just thinking about that is painful and siturbing. ur a sick man.

Dead heat between beer and a butter knife. I may have a 2nd poll between the two frontrunners.

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I think you should just sit down with a deck of cards and see how many it takes before you can slit your wrists.

I thought about dental floss wrist-slitting.

wrap yourself in cling film, leave some space for some air, sit at your compy, bluff away your entire bankroll before the air runs out.