this guy was a donk
 

i got HU fine, played well. He fished his way in, sucking out 4 times in a row to take 4 people out.

Then this...

PokerStars Game #5434928432: Tournament #27423219, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level IX (300/600) - 2006/07/02 - 20:31:41 (ET)
Table '27423219 5' 8-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: e300td (6375 in chips)
Seat 4: eeejit101 (5625 in chips)
e300td: posts the ante 50
eeejit101: posts the ante 50
e300td: posts small blind 300
eeejit101: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to eeejit101 [Kd 9c]
e300td: calls 300
eeejit101: raises 4975 to 5575 and is all-in
e300td: calls 4975
eeejit101 said, "i do that alot"
*** FLOP *** [2s 6s 4c]
eeejit101 said, "jack"
*** TURN *** [2s 6s 4c] [Jh]
e300td said, "wrong time to call"
eeejit101 said, "here it comes........"
eeejit101 said, "BOOM"
*** RIVER *** [2s 6s 4c Jh] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
eeejit101: shows [Kd 9c] (high card Ace)
e300td: shows [Jd 9s] (a pair of Jacks)
e300td collected 11250 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11250 | Rake 0
Board [2s 6s 4c Jh As]
Seat 2: e300td (button) (small blind) showed [Jd 9s] and won (11250) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 4: eeejit101 (big blind) showed [Kd 9c] and lost with high card Ace

Somebody sure likes the K9, eh?

Here's what I don't get... if you think you are a better player than him, why would you play like this and rely on luck to win, instead of taking your time and outplaying him? I don't get it.

good question. I was down on him on chips, and if he had a hand hed raise, and if he limps he had shit, i got him to showdown a few times, and based it on that.

I'm silently chuckling at the title of this thread

not sure id call in this spot with k9.

read it again, i put him in with K9

I believe he's talking about your all-in raise.
I also am laughing at the title of this thread.

do you often make this play?

no. Well, if the blinds arent huge then no. Id check/raise. If the blinds are 1/5 my stack, then yes.

this scenario though, the call was funny. I had him read, completely. then he calls. oops

You had him read, huh? If he called you with Ax, would you still think the call was funny?