Here's how my day has started, how you doing?
 

These are all $10 SNG's that I busted out of 9th each time, after calling my chips off pre-flop except for the last one where the money went in on the turn:

AK vs A3
QQ vs 22
KK vs AQ
KJ vs 10 8s (I flopped a str8, he hit runner runner flush)

I'm gonna go out and hook up the garden hose to the exhaust pipe if anyone needs me.

I don't think I'll be anywhere near a WSOP satty today, what's the point?

KK < AQ, so standard