Poker with a porn star?
 

I may be playing with one right now. There's a TeraPatrick sitting at my table at some freeroll on Stars. Can't get any sort of confirmation out of he/she/it, though.

Anyone got any ideas of what to say?

For starters ...

"Tera, I loved you in ...."

"Tera, Jenna Jameson has NOTHING on you!"

Tera, can I star in your next movie?

lol

Tera, mind if I go all in with my nuts?

Oooh. That's pretty good.

I regret to inform you all that my days of hanging out with said starlet are over, as I have suddenly been moved to another table. This one has a Michigan fan.

This, my friends, is a flagrant slap in the face by the poker gods.

Approximate chances of the TeraPatrick you were playing with being female, let alone a porn star: 0%.

Oh, come on. Can't you at least throw me 1%?

Tell you what.... I'll go to -3% with a +/- 3% margin of error.

You guys play with Ron Jeremy every league night yet no one even cares...

Sheesh.

fat, greasy, balding?

Why is a millionaire porn star playing random freerolls at Stars?

Ask yourself that question and you'll understand why TP won't give you just 1%