Want to see a crazy game?
 

Full Tilt - $500/$1000 limit... right now.

Here is the first hand I saw:

Full Tilt Poker Game #974434099: Table Taj Mahal - $500/$1000 - Limit Hold'em - 17:06:49 ET - 2006/09/06
Seat 6: TexasLimitKing ($24,499)
Seat 7: mrnutz ($35,500)
TexasLimitKing posts the small blind of $250
mrnutz posts the big blind of $500
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
TexasLimitKing raises to $1,000
dave8877 (Observer): lmao
mrnutz raises to $1,500
TexasLimitKing calls $500
*** FLOP *** [Ks 6d 8c]
mrnutz bets $500
TexasLimitKing raises to $1,000
mrnutz raises to $1,500
TexasLimitKing raises to $2,000
mrnutz calls $500
*** TURN *** [Ks 6d 8c] [Ts]
mrnutz bets $1,000
TexasLimitKing raises to $2,000
Aesop29er (Observer): you lost all that money?
mrnutz calls $1,000
*** RIVER *** [Ks 6d 8c Ts] [6s]
mrnutz checks
TexasLimitKing bets $1,000
mrnutz raises to $2,000
TexasLimitKing calls $1,000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mrnutz shows [Ac Ad] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
TexasLimitKing mucks
mrnutz wins the pot ($14,999.50) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15,000 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ks 6d 8c Ts 6s]
Seat 6: TexasLimitKing (small blind) mucked
Seat 7: mrnutz (big blind) collected ($14,999.50

Dude just reloaded.

There is $90k on the table right now.

I wonder if TexasLimitKing is Andy Beal. The name fits.

I'm not usually much of a railbird, but damn........... would you look at these guys???

Full Tilt Poker Game #974443359: Table Taj Mahal - $500/$1000 - Limit Hold'em - 17:10:09 ET - 2006/09/06
Seat 6: TexasLimitKing ($42,247.50)
Seat 7: mrnutz ($47,748)
mrnutz posts the small blind of $250
TexasLimitKing posts the big blind of $500
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
mrnutz raises to $1,000
TexasLimitKing raises to $1,500
mrnutz raises to $2,000
TexasLimitKing calls $500
*** FLOP *** [6c 3d 5h]
TexasLimitKing checks
mrnutz bets $500
TexasLimitKing calls $500
*** TURN *** [6c 3d 5h] [4h]
TexasLimitKing checks
mrnutz checks
*** RIVER *** [6c 3d 5h 4h] [8h]
TexasLimitKing bets $1,000
mrnutz calls $1,000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TexasLimitKing shows [Tc Qd] (Queen Ten high)
mrnutz shows [Ks Ac] (Ace King high)
mrnutz wins the pot ($6,999.50) with Ace King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $7,000 | Rake $0.50
Board: [6c 3d 5h 4h 8h]
Seat 6: TexasLimitKing (big blind) showed [Tc Qd] and lost with Queen Ten high
Seat 7: mrnutz (small blind) showed [Ks Ac] and won ($6,999.50) with Ace King high

Watch the PLO8 game when Matusow is playing and just flat out giving it to Phil Ivey.

My favorite quote so far from Mike:

"Hold on guys, I need a break, Ivey just swam by in my tank"

There is now $130k on the table.

Like two months ago Ram lost $200k vs a guy on one of these tables.

What's sick is that MrNutz is ALSO playing $1000/$2000 limit O8B 4-5 seated with JDags at the same time. WOW:eek:

Gotta love the .50 rake on a $15,000 pot :D

I watched a lot of these in the past few weeks,
especially PLOH on Full Tilt.
They are all nuts if you ask me.
I would love to see their numbers when on these tables.

Everytime. :rolleyes:

exactly. this game is nothing compared to when all the pros get together and play Omaha. Ivey had 150k, matusow had 120k, and Gus Hansen has 210k all on the same table not long ago.

Full Tilt Poker Game #974928035: Table Kennedy (6 max) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:51:49 ET - 2006/09/06
Seat 1: serb2127 ($6,597)
Seat 2: Layne Flack ($5,461)
Seat 3: Mike Matusow ($21,626)
Seat 4: kerpowski ($10,744.75)
Seat 5: Snake8484 ($12,344)
Seat 6: ChrisChun ($3,135.50)
serb2127 posts the small blind of $50
Layne Flack posts the big blind of $100
Frazgy (Observer): bust idiot bust
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
getasack (Observer): wow
TheRiverAnswers (Observer): MIKE R U IGNOREING ME
Mike Matusow calls $100
kerpowski raises to $450
Mike Matusow: yes
Snake8484 folds
ChrisChun folds
Bobboreed (Observer): haha
web_nitro (Observer): lol
ACEHOLE7799 (Observer): haha
getasack (Observer): lol
Mike Matusow: u on chit list fo r the day
TheRiverAnswers (Observer): lol
ACEHOLE7799 (Observer): LMAO
serb2127 calls $400
brickboy777 (Observer): ok, fair enough Mr. Matusow
xquzid14u (Observer): lol
CSTACKS26 (Observer): lol
Layne Flack calls $350
TheRiverAnswers (Observer): ^ I love him
Mike Matusow calls $350
Kaipo25 (Observer): Hey ding dong why r u giving A Pro Like Mike advice?
*** FLOP *** [3s Ts 4s]
Frazgy (Observer): worst "high" level playaer ever
serb2127 checks
Layne Flack checks
rayray72 (Observer): MIKE HOW THE LADIES IN LONDON?
Mike Matusow bets $1,800
BIGSLICK (Observer): mike heads up 1-2 nl 8ob come on
xquzid14u (Observer): whores
kerpowski raises to $7,200
xquzid14u (Observer): ALL HO BAGS
NightFox69 (Observer): oh snap
TheRiverAnswers (Observer): Yo guys would u watch me and Mike play HU ?
xquzid14u (Observer): HAIRY HO BAGS
serb2127 calls $6,147, and is all in
rayray72 (Observer): COME ON NOW
Layne Flack folds
mannequin8 (Observer): uhoh
Mike Matusow raises to $12,600
kerpowski calls $3,094.75, and is all in
Mike Matusow shows [6s 8s]
kerpowski shows [Qc Qs]
serb2127 shows [4d 4c]
HuJwang (Observer): woo
Uncalled bet of $2,305.25 returned to Mike Matusow
*** TURN *** [3s Ts 4s] [Th]
HuJwang (Observer): triple all in
*** RIVER *** [3s Ts 4s Th] [9s]
Mike Matusow shows a flush, Ten high
kerpowski shows a flush, Queen high
kerpowski wins the side pot ($8,295.50) with a flush, Queen high
serb2127 shows a full house, Fours full of Tens
serb2127 wins the main pot ($20,238) with a full house, Fours full of Tens
brickboy777 (Observer): bam
web_nitro (Observer): nooooooooooooooooo
Jo Zip (Observer): ouch
HuJwang (Observer): omg
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $28,536.50 Main pot $20,241. Side pot $8,295.50. | Rake $3
Board: [3s Ts 4s Th 9s]
Seat 1: serb2127 (small blind) showed [4d 4c] and won ($20,238) with a full house, Fours full of Tens
Seat 2: Layne Flack (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Mike Matusow showed [6s 8s] and lost with a flush, Ten high
Seat 4: kerpowski showed [Qc Qs] and won ($8,295.50) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 5: Snake8484 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: ChrisChun (button) didn't bet (folded)

pisses me off
 

what makes me mad is how the railbirds act to pros, just watched a like 20k hand between Layne and some dude where laynes AJ lost to dudes AQ with ace high flop and everyone critisized the hell out of layne. Not the nice way either calling him all sort of shit, this makes me mad. He is a pro for a reason, maybe not the best pro out there but he has done well for himself. Way I figure it is you shouldnt critisize if you cant sit at the table.

Comes with the territory. 99% of those railbirds are under 21, and at least 50% of those have a bankroll of under $50. Fuck it.

lol
 

great convo going on between paul wolfe and this guy at the table, very amusing.

look at this

Paul Wolfe: 26
blackmetalhead: i think from the standpoint of
verbage that round went to paul
Paul Wolfe: u
PimpOwnage: 20
Dealer: ceeman52 wins the pot ($20)
Dealer: Hand #975342606
Paul Wolfe: if u are really 20 u are not allowed to
play on the site
PimpOwnage: says who
Paul Wolfe: i am going to have to report u
TroutMouth (Observer): lol
TouchMeImaFreak (Observer): lol
Paul Wolfe: one sec i am talking to support
PimpOwnage: lol
TouchMeImaFreak (Observer): nice
Dealer: PimpOwnage wins the pot ($50)
Dealer: Hand #975345307
Paul Wolfe: u may not be able to play here
anymore
Paul Wolfe: are u really only 20
jlaut (Observer): u only have to b 18 i thought?
PimpOwnage: yep 20
Paul Wolfe: no 21
Dealer: blackmetalhead has 15 seconds left to act
PimpOwnage: tell support on me
PimpOwnage: please
PimpOwnage: u will look like an idiot
Paul Wolfe: then we could be twins
Dealer: gaucho2121 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: PimpOwnage wins the pot ($50)
Dealer: Hand #975348223
PimpOwnage: i hope so

TexasLimitKing is currently sitting with $80,000-plus on Full Tilt, Winter Snow 500/1000 limit. Matusow's at the same table.
Edit: Actually, he's got 350K on three tables. Wow.

Has to be Andy Beal, right?

A quick internet search says he might be T.J. Cloutier or Patrick Antonius. David Williams in another possiblity.

Damn... I could have verified if it was Patrik or not when he and I were hsaring a table in the Bahamas, laptop to laptop. I didn't even think to look at his screen name.

I'd be surprised if it's him though. I don't see him as much of a limit hold em kind of guy. The stakes are about right though.

Granted it's heads up
 

But how crazy does the game have to be when he is calling all the way down -- $1000 bets -- with Q high!