Find Fish, Move Up, Get Fuckin Destroyed.
 

playing 3/6 NL. i bluff AI (a good nicely timed bluff I'd do again) he calls with 3rd pair without thinking, cuz he sucks at life.

i talk shit, he says shit, i say HU? and he says sure.
we move to new table and play HU. i end up taking 2 buy ins in abour 25 min., put him on tilt, and he says 5/10? Hell ya - i leave the 3/6 HU up 1,200

I'm pumped to play this fish higher. we play at 5/10...
I have J7 and raise to 35 he calls.
279 flop, i bet like 70 he raises to 200. i call.
turn J i check he pushes I call.
River 2.
retard boy flips 24o and i lose.

then i say 10/20? he says sure fish. i laugh and we go
i only have 2.6k online. i cashed out alittle too much and ran a little too bad lately apparently.

anyway we play for awhile. i pick up 77.
he raises to 80 i call.
flop 678
he bets 150, i make it 390, he pushes AI. i call
turn A
River 9
fuckindumbass flips TJ.

i suck at winning and say this is how my whole month has gone, and suck more when i realize i have $600 left and want to play the $2.6k ME WCOOP tomorrow with no way of getting $ here that fast.

Youch.

Those are some sick beats, considering the "Let's whip them out and see whose is bigger" circumstances.

Sounds to me like it's time to redeposit. You cashed out too much.

If it weren't for the clear evidence that the villain is just a dumbass, I'd say you fell for one of the classic scams.

But no, he's an idiot who just caught lucky. :rolleyes: