OK, I'm on tilt...
 

-This is BY FAR the worst I have ever run.
-I think I'm still playing well, but I'm not even sure any more.
-I miss almost every flop.
-No one will fold anything.
-They hit every draw, no matter how slim.
-I miss every draw, no matter how great of odds they give me (or I'm doing the betting)
-REPEAT. Over and over and over.

It really is quite a sight. I seriously wouldn't even believe it if I wasn't living it.

I'm down for the month now, and by a good bit too. I've very close to actually needing a poker break.... haven't needed one of those in a LONG time.

I'm not going to post dozens of bullshit hands, but I will post this one that just happened, because it's the Kiss of Death and it was just SO MUCH FUN!!!

Full Tilt Poker Game #1264875337: Table Bradfox (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:36:17 ET - 2006/11/18
Seat 1: CoachV63 ($452.20)
Seat 2: Troll Pie ($673)
Seat 3: jcash00 ($394.20)
Seat 4: McShove ($638.60)
Seat 5: NMDynasty ($719.40)
Seat 6: sangaman ($578.25)
CoachV63 posts the small blind of $3
Troll Pie posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Kc Ks]
jcash00 raises to $21
McShove calls $21
NMDynasty folds
sangaman folds
CoachV63 folds
Troll Pie raises to $90
jcash00 calls $69
McShove folds
*** FLOP *** [2c 8c Ts]
Troll Pie has 15 seconds left to act
Troll Pie bets $144
jcash00 raises to $300
Troll Pie raises to $456
jcash00 calls $4.20, and is all in
Troll Pie shows [Kc Ks]
jcash00 shows [9s 6s]
Uncalled bet of $151.80 returned to Troll Pie
*** TURN *** [2c 8c Ts] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [2c 8c Ts Jc] [7d]
Troll Pie shows a pair of Kings
jcash00 shows a straight, Jack high
jcash00 wins the pot ($809.40) with a straight, Jack high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $812.40 | Rake $3
Board: [2c 8c Ts Jc 7d]
Seat 1: CoachV63 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Troll Pie (big blind) showed [Kc Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: jcash00 showed [9s 6s] and won ($809.40) with a straight, Jack high
Seat 4: McShove folded before the Flop
Seat 5: NMDynasty didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: sangaman (button) didn't bet (folded)

but they were sooted

I'm pretty sure I've doubled this idiot up about 3 or 4 times now.... He has been nice neough to spread my money around the table and then come back to me when he needs more.

Naturally, I am always more than happy to give it to him. I'm a nice guy like that.


Full Tilt Poker Game #1265050299: Table Bradfox (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:29:12 ET - 2006/11/18
Seat 1: CoachV63 ($347.65)
Seat 2: Troll Pie ($942.75)
Seat 3: ANDREX ($602.10)
Seat 4: Consigliarie ($401.85)
Seat 5: P0KERPR0 ($320)
Seat 6: sangaman ($1,056.35)
CoachV63 posts the small blind of $3
Troll Pie posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Qh Qd]
ANDREX has 15 seconds left to act
ANDREX calls $6
Consigliarie folds
P0KERPR0 folds
sangaman has 15 seconds left to act
sangaman folds
CoachV63 calls $3
Troll Pie raises to $24
ANDREX calls $18
CoachV63 calls $18
*** FLOP *** [5h Tc 9d]
CoachV63 bets $54
Troll Pie raises to $164
ANDREX folds
CoachV63 raises to $274
Troll Pie raises to $384
CoachV63 calls $49.65, and is all in
Troll Pie shows [Qh Qd]
CoachV63 shows [5c Kd]
Uncalled bet of $60.35 returned to Troll Pie
*** TURN *** [5h Tc 9d] [5d]
Big fucking shock that was. I mean, FOUR outs with one card to come is PLENTY against me lately, and this guy had FIVE outs twice!!!
*** RIVER *** [5h Tc 9d 5d] [3h]
Troll Pie shows two pair, Queens and Fives
CoachV63 shows three of a kind, Fives
CoachV63 wins the pot ($716.30) with three of a kind, Fives
Troll Pie adds $4.90
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $719.30 | Rake $3
Board: [5h Tc 9d 5d 3h]
Seat 1: CoachV63 (small blind) showed [5c Kd] and won ($716.30) with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 2: Troll Pie (big blind) showed [Qh Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Fives
Seat 3: ANDREX folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Consigliarie didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: P0KERPR0 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: sangaman (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seriously... will it stop?

And they way there is no doom switch, bullshit.


I seriously start to wonder sometimes, I mean you run pretty normal, winning the percentages you should for a month/6 weeks and then all of the sudden you wake up one day and can't hold a 60/40 for your life, and forger about a coin-flip, it just ain't gonna happen.

BRUTAL

I find on full tilt If I loses three buyins in rng games (R river N ever G good) if
change it up and play a cheap sng to blow off steam it helps:cool:

I'd been getting run down at Tilt on those types of beats with alarming regularity and have decided to just play at Stars for a while. I know Tilt's not "rigged" but my mind-set there was getting to the point where I was expecting to get run down and I think it was afecting my play. Moving down a level and playing at Stars seems to be helping. Besides I was getting tired of looking at those stupid avatars at Tilt. :rolleyes:

play no avatars and midnight background

I think its a virus
I just called up a4suited on 8x bet then called up 33 on 9x bet
I suck:thumbsup:

Damn Tp thats harsh.But continue to remember you'll get thru it and these jokers that are calling with this trash will get theirs all in due time .drop a level and even out mentally and you'll be fine no doubt!!!

that sucks.
if its not fun dont play anymore.
if its still fun and decent $ keep playing, dont take a break only b/c you are running poorly if you are still playing well.
rememer how long the long run is.

I know man, belive me... but I also know that you know how hard that is...

Didn't you say you actually broke even for all of last month? And I think you had a losing month before that? If so, I find that sort of thing encouraging. It happens to everyone.

ya.
i am not sure if i had a losing month before my break even one, but either way for 2 months i pretty much didnt win any $.
for me, it was entirely b/c I was playing over my head way too often.

Edit: ya for the last 2 months I lost money overall.
if i somehow manage to end up losing $ this month overall, I would seriously quit poker.

Picking up right where I left off last night.

Awesome!


Full Tilt Poker Game #1267110762: Table Pomerado (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:17:54 ET - 2006/11/18
Seat 1: Troll Pie ($600)
Seat 2: MoMnyMoPrblms ($667.15)
Seat 3: Gamblindude ($1,116.15)
Seat 4: Neudachnik ($231)
Seat 6: URfocked ($591)
Gamblindude posts the small blind of $3
Neudachnik posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [Qd Qc]
URfocked folds
Troll Pie raises to $21
MoMnyMoPrblms folds
Gamblindude folds
Neudachnik calls $15
*** FLOP *** [8d Jh Ks]
Neudachnik checks
Troll Pie bets $34
Neudachnik raises to $68
Lagard_ sits down
Troll Pie has 15 seconds left to act
Lagard_ adds $600
Troll Pie raises to $225
Neudachnik calls $142, and is all in
Troll Pie shows [Qd Qc]
Neudachnik shows [Jc 4c]
Uncalled bet of $15 returned to Troll Pie
*** TURN *** [8d Jh Ks] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [8d Jh Ks Js] [Kd]
Troll Pie shows two pair, Kings and Queens
Neudachnik shows a full house, Jacks full of Kings
Neudachnik wins the pot ($462) with a full house, Jacks full of Kings
Troll Pie adds $231
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $465 | Rake $3
Board: [8d Jh Ks Js Kd]
Seat 1: Troll Pie showed [Qd Qc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 2: MoMnyMoPrblms (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Gamblindude (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Neudachnik (big blind) showed [Jc 4c] and won ($462) with a full house, Jacks full of Kings
Seat 6: URfocked didn't bet (folded)

Wheeeeeeee.

Yes, he had tons of outs (on the turn).

The point is, I can't win anything against these short stacked morons lately.


Full Tilt Poker Game #1267125196: Table Beeline (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:21:13 ET - 2006/11/18
Seat 1: lpopp404 ($373.25)
Seat 2: Bortzork ($609), is sitting out
Seat 3: omnix ($372.45)
Seat 4: Troll Pie ($730.75)
Seat 5: Emperor13 ($262.05)
Seat 6: MoMnyMoPrblms ($1,554.90)
Troll Pie posts the small blind of $3
Emperor13 posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Troll Pie [9c Tc]
Bortzork has returned
MoMnyMoPrblms folds
lpopp404 folds
omnix folds
Troll Pie has 15 seconds left to act
MoMnyMoPrblms stands up
Troll Pie raises to $18
Emperor13 calls $12
*** FLOP *** [Td 7c 5h]
Troll Pie bets $24
Emperor13 calls $24
*** TURN *** [Td 7c 5h] [3d]
Troll Pie has 15 seconds left to act
Troll Pie bets $64
Emperor13 raises to $220.05, and is all in
Lagard_ sits down
Troll Pie calls $156.05
Emperor13 shows [Qd 7d]
Troll Pie shows [9c Tc]
*** RIVER *** [Td 7c 5h 3d] [6d]
Lagard_ adds $425.65
Emperor13 shows a flush, Queen high
Troll Pie shows a pair of Tens
Emperor13 wins the pot ($521.10) with a flush, Queen high
Troll Pie adds $131.30
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $524.10 | Rake $3
Board: [Td 7c 5h 3d 6d]
Seat 1: lpopp404 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Bortzork is sitting out
Seat 3: omnix (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Troll Pie (small blind) showed [9c Tc] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: Emperor13 (big blind) showed [Qd 7d] and won ($521.10) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 6: MoMnyMoPrblms didn't bet (folded)

Careful thinking like that.... cause it's not that hard to have a losing monet, you know.

Unless you are already up tons and tons or something.

ya, the only reason i said that is b/c im up a pretty decent amount this month already, and theres no way I should lose it all in less than 2 weeks.

tho my pokertracker proves that both losing months would have actually been significant winners if I hadn't been taking so many shots.

its just hard for me not to take shots because the fact is, most the players playing 25/50 and up got there by taking shots and running well, then upping their game based off their new level that they must learn to play at.

Is that your goal? Do you want to be a regular in the 25/50 game?

I suppose this could change for me (if I ran really well for a long period of time), but right now, I don't see my wanting/needing to play about 5/10.

no thats not my goal at all, tho i certainly wouldnt it.

You certainly wouldn't WHAT it? MIND it, maybe?

You're Mr. Leave Out Important Words lately... Are the drugs too readily available there at Mizzou?

yes MIND it.
i dn wuts goin on.

Evidently English is not part of the core curriculum at Mizzou.

it is, i just dont go, because i got kicked out for excessive abscences. just last week too :mad: , after alot of work went into the class.