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POKERSTARS GAME #8479925023: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/02/17 - 01:40:54 (ET)
Table 'Armenia II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: anthonytrent ($506.45 in chips)
Seat 2: Skoly ($457 in chips)
Seat 3: billyjex ($439.65 in chips)
Seat 4: lwilliams86 ($950.70 in chips)
Seat 5: bberard34 ($407.60 in chips)
Seat 6: NoTalentTom ($473 in chips)
billyjex: posts small blind $2
lwilliams86: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to NoTalentTom [4c 5c]
bberard34: folds
NoTalentTom: raises $12 to $16
anthonytrent: calls $16
Skoly: folds
billyjex: folds
lwilliams86: folds
*** FLOP *** [5s 2d 5d]
NoTalentTom: bets $26
anthonytrent: calls $26
*** TURN *** [5s 2d 5d] [Qs]
NoTalentTom: bets $72
anthonytrent: calls $72
*** RIVER *** [5s 2d 5d Qs] [Qh]
NoTalentTom: checks
anthonytrent: bets $100
NoTalentTom: calls $100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
anthonytrent: shows [Ah Qd] (a full house, Queens full of Fives) DIE IN A FIRE MOTHERFUCKER
NoTalentTom: mucks hand
anthonytrent collected $431 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $434 | Rake $3
Board [5s 2d 5d Qs Qh]
Seat 1: anthonytrent showed [Ah Qd] and won ($431) with a full house, Queens full of Fives
Seat 2: Skoly (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: billyjex (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: lwilliams86 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: bberard34 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: NoTalentTom mucked [4c 5c]

POKERSTARS GAME #8480505756: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/02/17 - 02:41:26 (ET)
Table 'Dione III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: TheGrrrr... ($566.40 in chips)
Seat 2: NoTalentTom ($640.20 in chips)
Seat 3: crtcg ($619.30 in chips)
Seat 4: MC Pud ($365.15 in chips)
Seat 5: GuN8595 ($80 in chips)
Seat 6: WSU Slacker ($386 in chips)
MC Pud: posts small blind $2
GuN8595: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to NoTalentTom [8d 7d]
WSU Slacker: folds
TheGrrrr...: folds
NoTalentTom: raises $6 to $10
crtcg: folds
MC Pud: folds
TheGrrrr... leaves the table
GuN8595: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [9s 8c 8h]
GuN8595: bets $16
NoTalentTom: calls $16
*** TURN *** [9s 8c 8h] [2d]
GuN8595: bets $16
NoTalentTom: raises $54 to $70
GuN8595: calls $38 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [9s 8c 8h 2d] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GuN8595: shows [9c Ad] (a full house, Nines full of Eights)
NoTalentTom: mucks hand
GuN8595 collected $159 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $162 | Rake $3
Board [9s 8c 8h 2d 9d]
Seat 1: TheGrrrr... folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: NoTalentTom mucked [8d 7d]
Seat 3: crtcg (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: MC Pud (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: GuN8595 (big blind) showed [9c Ad] and won ($159) with a full house, Nines full of Eights
Seat 6: WSU Slacker folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #8480594409: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/02/17 - 02:52:16 (ET)
Table 'Dione III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: DCal Zone ($394.10 in chips)
Seat 2: NoTalentTom ($543.50 in chips)
Seat 3: chuck9535 ($62 in chips)
Seat 4: ryder33 ($168.50 in chips)
Seat 5: GuN8595 ($477.65 in chips)
Seat 6: WSU Slacker ($388 in chips)
ryder33: posts small blind $2
GuN8595: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to NoTalentTom [Js Jd]
WSU Slacker: folds
DCal Zone: raises $12 to $16
NoTalentTom: calls $16
chuck9535: folds
ryder33: folds
GuN8595: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [8h Tc 6c]
GuN8595: bets $8
DCal Zone: folds
NoTalentTom: raises $58 to $66
GuN8595: calls $58
*** TURN *** [8h Tc 6c] [6h]
GuN8595: checks
NoTalentTom: bets $130
GuN8595: calls $130
*** RIVER *** [8h Tc 6c 6h] [Qs]
GuN8595: bets $84
NoTalentTom: calls $84
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GuN8595: shows [Ts Qc] (two pair, Queens and Tens)
NoTalentTom: mucks hand
GuN8595 collected $607 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $610 | Rake $3
Board [8h Tc 6c 6h Qs]
Seat 1: DCal Zone folded on the Flop
Seat 2: NoTalentTom mucked [Js Jd]
Seat 3: chuck9535 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ryder33 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: GuN8595 (big blind) showed [Ts Qc] and won ($607) with two pair, Queens and Tens
Seat 6: WSU Slacker folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #8480522829: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/02/17 - 02:43:30 (ET)
Table 'Mizuho II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Unsyatisfied ($444 in chips)
Seat 2: NoTalentTom ($402 in chips)
Seat 5: billyjex ($782 in chips)
Seat 6: ryder33 ($102.25 in chips)
NoTalentTom: posts small blind $2
billyjex: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to NoTalentTom [Js Jh]
ryder33: raises $4 to $8
Unsyatisfied: folds
NoTalentTom: raises $28 to $36
billyjex: folds
ryder33: raises $66.25 to $102.25 and is all-in
NoTalentTom: calls $66.25
*** FLOP *** [6s Tc 9c]
*** TURN *** [6s Tc 9c] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [6s Tc 9c 8d] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NoTalentTom: shows [Js Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
ryder33: shows [Th Ts] (three of a kind, Tens)
ryder33 collected $206.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $208.50 | Rake $2
Board [6s Tc 9c 8d 2s]
Seat 1: Unsyatisfied (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: NoTalentTom (small blind) showed [Js Jh] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 5: billyjex (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: ryder33 showed [Th Ts] and won ($206.50) with three of a kind, Tens

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POKERSTARS GAME #8479850355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/02/17 - 01:34:13 (ET)
Table 'Athalia II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: boomer262 ($348.50 in chips)
Seat 2: NoTalentTom ($398 in chips)
Seat 3: dljarze ($121.30 in chips)
Seat 4: carinokid ($715 in chips)
Seat 5: acesboosted ($491.60 in chips)
Seat 6: Chisness ($595 in chips)
carinokid: posts small blind $2
acesboosted: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to NoTalentTom [Ts Qs]
Chisness: folds
boomer262: folds
NoTalentTom: raises $8 to $12
dljarze: folds
carinokid: calls $10
acesboosted: folds
*** FLOP *** [Th Qh 7s]
carinokid: checks
NoTalentTom: bets $18
carinokid: calls $18
*** TURN *** [Th Qh 7s] [8d]
carinokid: checks
NoTalentTom: bets $60
carinokid: raises $104 to $164
NoTalentTom: raises $204 to $368 and is all-in Should have folded to this retarded line that is always a monster.
carinokid: calls $204
*** RIVER *** [Th Qh 7s 8d] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
carinokid: shows [Tc Td] (three of a kind, Tens)
NoTalentTom: mucks hand
carinokid collected $797 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $800 | Rake $3
Board [Th Qh 7s 8d 5d]
Seat 1: boomer262 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: NoTalentTom mucked [Ts Qs]
Seat 3: dljarze (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: carinokid (small blind) showed [Tc Td] and won ($797) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 5: acesboosted (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Chisness folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #8480630588: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/02/17 - 02:56:53 (ET)
Table 'Athalia II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: palacedeano ($695.20 in chips)
Seat 2: NoTalentTom ($400 in chips)
Seat 3: TheAwfulDin ($801.80 in chips)
Seat 4: carinokid ($947.60 in chips)
Seat 5: Bellum Rex ($306.35 in chips)
Seat 6: DCal Zone ($559 in chips)
palacedeano: posts small blind $2
NoTalentTom: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to NoTalentTom [4s 5s]
TheAwfulDin: folds
carinokid: folds
Bellum Rex: folds
DCal Zone: folds
palacedeano: calls $2
NoTalentTom: raises $14 to $18
palacedeano: calls $14
*** FLOP *** [8h Ts 6d]
palacedeano: checks
NoTalentTom: bets $24
palacedeano: calls $24
*** TURN *** [8h Ts 6d] [6s]
palacedeano: checks
NoTalentTom: bets $64
palacedeano: calls $64
*** RIVER *** [8h Ts 6d 6s] [4h]
palacedeano: checks
NoTalentTom: bets $135
palacedeano: calls $135
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NoTalentTom: shows [4s 5s] (two pair, Sixes and Fours)
palacedeano: shows [Ac 8d] (two pair, Eights and Sixes)
palacedeano collected $479 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $482 | Rake $3
Board [8h Ts 6d 6s 4h]
Seat 1: palacedeano (small blind) showed [Ac 8d] and won ($479) with two pair, Eights and Sixes
Seat 2: NoTalentTom (big blind) showed [4s 5s] and lost with two pair, Sixes and Fours
Seat 3: TheAwfulDin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: carinokid folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Bellum Rex folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: DCal Zone (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)