[sjay2k]

This guy bought in with $300 and ran that up to about $1300 (whoops). I snapped an all-in bluff of his on the river to get stacks about even at $800 each, and he started tilting (open-shoving into pretty small pots).

Plz note this strategic chat about a minute before this next hand:

MyCollegeJob: i want my money back
MyPetTurtle: you're a terrible player and will lose it all back eventually
MyPetTurtle: i push u round so good

(this was not true, he was pushing me around for most of the match, i just wanted him to think i was FOS)

Anyway I finally hit a hand...


Full Tilt Poker Game #2020873851: Table Hunt (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:09:28 ET - 2007/03/19
Seat 1: MyCollegeJob ($748.20)
Seat 2: MyPetTurtle ($857.50)
MyPetTurtle posts the small blind of $2
MyCollegeJob posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [As 4h]
MyPetTurtle raises to $12
MyCollegeJob raises to $20
MyPetTurtle calls $8
*** FLOP *** [9c 4d 4s]
MyCollegeJob bets $24
MyPetTurtle calls $24
*** TURN *** [9c 4d 4s] [6c]
MyCollegeJob bets $44
MyPetTurtle raises to $176
MyPetTurtle: fold fish
MyCollegeJob has 15 seconds left to act
MyCollegeJob raises to $524
MyPetTurtle raises to $813.50, and is all in
MyCollegeJob calls $180.20, and is all in
MyPetTurtle shows [As 4h]
MyCollegeJob shows [Qs Ts]
Uncalled bet of $109.30 returned to MyPetTurtle
*** RIVER *** [9c 4d 4s 6c] [3s]
MyPetTurtle shows three of a kind, Fours
MyCollegeJob shows a pair of Fours
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($1,495.90) with three of a kind, Fours
MyCollegeJob is sitting out
MyCollegeJob stands up


QT rofl rofl rofl