[PShabi]

I played the $62 Sahara MTT last night. It was a great story and Mayhem suggested I share it with the board. Problem is, I already typed it out once and I've got fucking CTS, it took so long. So, here's the story copy/pasted from our AIM discussion earlier today. Enjoy!

MAYHEMx45 (9:02:28 PM): sup sup?
PShabi (9:03:12 PM): played that 11pm sahara tourney last night
PShabi (9:03:16 PM): lol donkaments
MAYHEMx45 (9:02:54 PM): lol
PShabi (9:03:27 PM): 2nd / 91
PShabi (9:03:29 PM): $800
MAYHEMx45 (9:03:06 PM): niiiiiiiice
PShabi (9:03:41 PM): 1st was 1800 though
MAYHEMx45 (9:03:20 PM): whoa
PShabi (9:04:03 PM): I had 80k chips when we got heads up and the blinds were 10k / 20k
PShabi (9:04:08 PM): meh
MAYHEMx45 (9:03:48 PM): lol
MAYHEMx45 (9:03:57 PM): how much di he have?
PShabi (9:04:31 PM): mmmmm, She, lol
MAYHEMx45 (9:04:14 PM): lol
PShabi (9:04:43 PM): lots and lots
MAYHEMx45 (9:04:17 PM): u lost to a girl
PShabi (9:05:02 PM): we both pushed eachother from the SB twice
PShabi (9:05:12 PM): the 3rd time I did, I had KQ, she called with AJ
PShabi (9:05:13 PM): gameover
PShabi (9:05:30 PM): I made maybe one mistake all night
PShabi (9:05:35 PM): I coulda been out 8th
PShabi (9:05:47 PM): but dude, it was sooo fuckin funny
PShabi (9:05:54 PM): a room full of TV donkeys
PShabi (9:06:03 PM): they had no clue, but tried to use all the lingo and shit
MAYHEMx45 (9:05:52 PM): thats why i cant stand live poker
MAYHEMx45 (9:05:58 PM): stfu please assholes
PShabi (9:06:32 PM): some of the worst plays I've ever seen
PShabi (9:06:53 PM): People pushing with 6Xbb late and other people folding 1010 to that push from the blind with like 7xBB
MAYHEMx45 (9:06:39 PM): lol
PShabi (9:07:14 PM): I pushed like 6 times in a row from the CO and button
PShabi (9:07:22 PM): and a dude in the blind laid down AQ to me
MAYHEMx45 (9:07:02 PM): hahahahaha
PShabi (9:07:29 PM): I showed AJ and he was like, damn, I put you on AK
MAYHEMx45 (9:07:14 PM): was it on the bubble?
PShabi (9:07:46 PM): like 11 left and 9 got paid
PShabi (9:07:55 PM): but fuck, 9th was 88 bucks and it was 62 to buyin
MAYHEMx45 (9:07:30 PM): lol, yeah there you go
PShabi (9:08:06 PM): anyway, this shit was funny, I gotta tell you the story
MAYHEMx45 (9:07:44 PM): dudes fold AA on the button
PShabi (9:08:12 PM): you got a minute?
MAYHEMx45 (9:07:48 PM): yep
PShabi (9:08:41 PM): Okay, we're at two tables forever, and I'm sooo confident it wasn't even funny7
PShabi (9:08:51 PM): BTW, I'm drinking shots of JD allllllllllllllllllllll night
PShabi (9:08:54 PM): fuckin hammered
PShabi (9:09:15 PM): so we finally wittle it down to 11 players, and people's assholes are puckered up like you wouldn't believe
PShabi (9:09:30 PM): short short stacks are folding non stop, getting down to 3,2, even 1 BB
PShabi (9:09:45 PM): everyone's talking about "I can fold to the final table" and they have like 6M and shit
PShabi (9:10:00 PM): nobody busted 4ever, but I'm stackin up pretty good
PShabi (9:10:07 PM): cause I'm going for broke
PShabi (9:10:10 PM): shoving like mad
PShabi (9:10:40 PM): once we've been at 11 players a while, some dildo at the other table is like, "we can chop this up you know"
PShabi (9:10:43 PM): WITH 11 PLAYERS!
PShabi (9:10:55 PM): everyone agrees, except me
PShabi (9:11:00 PM): I'm like, "no deals"
MAYHEMx45 (9:10:34 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
PShabi (9:11:05 PM): it was awesome and it gets better
PShabi (9:11:13 PM): so we're still at 11 and it seems like 4ever
PShabi (9:11:47 PM): Finally, some other dude (I'd say 14/20 of these idiots know eachother from playing there all the time) says, "Let's give 10 and 11 their money back"
PShabi (9:11:56 PM): again everyone agrees and I say no
PShabi (9:12:21 PM): 10 more minutes go by and the tournament director comes over and asks the table, "does everyone agree to pay 10 and 11 their money back."
PShabi (9:12:25 PM): I say no again
PShabi (9:13:08 PM): finally, some old old fucker comes over and is like, "look, I don't know how many tournaments you've played but if we just pay 10 and 11, it'll entice them to gamble and they'll bust quicker with nothing to lose."
PShabi (9:13:27 PM): I'm like, "listen, if they're that hard up for 60 bucks, I'll pay them out of my pocket, but I ain't making a deal."
PShabi (9:13:33 PM): now, everyone fucking hates me,
PShabi (9:13:42 PM): they're talking shit at the other table loooking over at me
PShabi (9:13:46 PM): I'm getting drunker and drunker
PShabi (9:13:57 PM): we bust 1 and finally go FT
PShabi (9:14:11 PM): they want to pay the bubble his money back, I say no cause I'm just fucking pissed now
PShabi (9:14:17 PM): I'm thinking I'm not gettin out allive
MAYHEMx45 (9:13:57 PM): lol
PShabi (9:14:29 PM): bubble busts and the dude is furious
PShabi (9:14:53 PM): two fags each gave him 30 bucks out of their pocket and they didn't even know him cause they felt bad
PShabi (9:14:57 PM): wtf?
PShabi (9:15:16 PM): so we're going on and on and there are about 8 left
PShabi (9:15:37 PM): I lose a huge hand to the old guy with K high flush to Ace high flush and get crippled to like 5M
PShabi (9:15:49 PM): there's about 30 railbirds from the room, recent bustees, etc
PShabi (9:15:57 PM): THE CROWD ERUPTS WHEN HE BEATS ME, LOL
PShabi (9:16:17 PM): the bubble guy starts talking about "karma's a bitch" and shit
PShabi (9:16:27 PM): so I've got like 5 and it gets to me on the button
PShabi (9:16:34 PM): this terrible old lady limped early with like 7M
PShabi (9:16:45 PM): I got 66 and push
PShabi (9:16:51 PM): BB is all in
PShabi (9:17:03 PM): She starts laughing up front
PShabi (9:17:11 PM): she's got like this thick mediterranean accent
PShabi (9:17:26 PM): "I laaahve it, I laaaahve it give me more money"
PShabi (9:17:29 PM): she flips up AA
PShabi (9:17:46 PM): BB has one of my set outs with 86 and I'm drawing to the case 6
PShabi (9:18:01 PM): when she flips AA the crowd is cheering, laughing at me, etc
PShabi (9:18:15 PM): Dealer throws out 5 diamonds and guess who is the only player who has one in his hand?
MAYHEMx45 (9:18:15 PM): ship it
PShabi (9:18:46 PM): Holla
PShabi (9:18:49 PM): it was awesome
PShabi (9:18:53 PM): the room deflated
PShabi (9:19:08 PM): anyway, it gets down to me, the woman, and the grouchy ass old dude
PShabi (9:19:17 PM): he starts talking deal
PShabi (9:19:24 PM): he wants me to take 3rd place $$$
PShabi (9:19:25 PM): wtf?
PShabi (9:19:33 PM): I'm guaranteeed 3rd place money you fucking idiot
MAYHEMx45 (9:19:11 PM): hahahahahaha
PShabi (9:19:48 PM): he's like, "well, your 3rd in chips"
PShabi (9:19:59 PM): so we play a few hands and I get some from him and he's short
PShabi (9:20:03 PM): I'm talking shit now
PShabi (9:20:11 PM): finally, he busts and we're heads up
PShabi (9:20:19 PM): he's talking about wanting to "body slam" someone and shit
PShabi (9:20:25 PM): it was awesome
PShabi (9:20:44 PM): then the rest is meh, cause the girl was stacked so heavy but she was clueless
PShabi (9:20:59 PM): I took my 860, gave 60 to the dealers and smiled while everyone was pissed off
PShabi (9:21:06 PM): it was like 5am and I was shitfaced
PShabi (9:21:37 PM): and went down to MGM and played 1/2 against some Lagtards til 7am and donked away about 150 and then went home and slept from 730 to 1030
PShabi (9:21:41 PM): been hung all fucking day
MAYHEMx45 (9:21:47 PM): lol
MAYHEMx45 (9:21:51 PM): you take 3rd
MAYHEMx45 (9:21:56 PM): thats the best part
PShabi (9:22:26 PM): it was
PShabi (9:22:29 PM): it was fucking retarded
PShabi (9:22:45 PM): but you had to be there to appreciate the stupidness of everyone in the room