When KK scoops a pot like this, that's a freaking miracle. I usually can't dodge EITHER of these guys' outs, let alone all of them.
 
Gotta love UTG's stellar play here.  I know I did.
 
 
Full Tilt Cash game, buy-in $, $3/$6 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History  by 
 
SB: $288.75
BB: $649.20
UTG: $605.70
HERO (MP): $1173.25
CO: $1391.95
Button: $2681.75
 
SB posts Small Blind $3
BB posts Big Blind $6
 
Pre-flop: K

 K

 ($9)
UTG raises to $12
HERO raises to $45
CO folds
Button folds
SB raises to $288.7 and is all in
BB folds
UTG calls $276.7
HERO raises to $1173.2 and is all in
UTG calls $316.9 and is all in
 
Flop: 3

 T

 3

 ($2073.5)
 
Turn: 3

 T

 3

 J

 ($2073.5)
 
River: 3

 T

 3

 J

 8

 ($2073.5)
 
SB shows A

 Q

UTG shows 9

 9

wins $1503.15 with two pair Kings and Threes
 
 
3 minutes later (seriously) at a different table, this happened.
 
Hey, at least we know Hell didn't freeze over.
 
Full Tilt Cash game, buy-in $, $2/$4 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History  by 
 
SB: $712.20
BB: $392
HERO (UTG): $802.50
MP: $683.50
CO: $495
Button: $538.20
 
SB posts Small Blind $2
HERO posts
Pre-flop: K

 K

 ($6)
MP folds
CO raises to $14
Button folds
SB folds
HERO raises to $48
CO raises to $140
HERO raises to $802.5 and is all in
CO calls $355 and is all in
 
Flop: 2

 J

 5

 ($1299.5)
 
Turn: 2

 J

 5

 6

 ($1299.5)
 
River: 2

 J

 5

 6

 9

 ($1299.5)
 
CO shows A

 A

CO wins $989 with a pair of Aces