And if it's not a suck out it's a cooler...
PokerStars Game #10201310570: Tournament #51168700, 500FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/05/31 - 15:47:25 (ET)
Table '51168700 3' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: maratana (11196 in chips)
Seat 2: (Ger)Scar (10356 in chips)
Seat 3: Nefertiti_69 (7435 in chips)
Seat 5: mddgfc (5820 in chips)
Seat 6: ReelDeal-Jax (6040 in chips)
Seat 7: bagglife (6420 in chips)
Seat 8: TrIpPiN_bDc (5435 in chips)
Seat 9: Shug2005 (3500 in chips)
maratana: posts the ante 25
(Ger)Scar: posts the ante 25
Nefertiti_69: posts the ante 25
mddgfc: posts the ante 25
ReelDeal-Jax: posts the ante 25
bagglife: posts the ante 25
TrIpPiN_bDc: posts the ante 25
Shug2005: posts the ante 25
(Ger)Scar: posts small blind 100
Nefertiti_69: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ReelDeal-Jax [Kc Ad]
mddgfc: folds
ReelDeal-Jax: raises 500 to 700
bagglife: folds
TrIpPiN_bDc: folds
Shug2005: folds
maratana: folds
(Ger)Scar: calls 600
Nefertiti_69: folds
*** FLOP *** [9s Kd 3d]
(Ger)Scar: checks
ReelDeal-Jax: bets 1400
(Ger)Scar: raises 1400 to 2800
ReelDeal-Jax: raises 2515 to 5315 and is all-in
(Ger)Scar: calls 2515
*** TURN *** [9s Kd 3d] [8c]
ReelDeal-Jax said, "nh"
*** RIVER *** [9s Kd 3d 8c] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
(Ger)Scar: shows [9c 9h] (three of a kind, Nines)
ReelDeal-Jax: shows [Kc Ad] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
(Ger)Scar collected 12430 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12430 | Rake 0
Board [9s Kd 3d 8c Ac]
Seat 1: maratana (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: (Ger)Scar (small blind) showed [9c 9h] and won (12430) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 3: Nefertiti_69 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: mddgfc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ReelDeal-Jax showed [Kc Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 7: bagglife folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: TrIpPiN_bDc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Shug2005 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
I honestly don't know how guys like hersch avoid this crap.