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Old 07-09-07, 10:38 AM
melioris melioris is offline
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Too late, I already contacted a Christian organization to grab our young friend and whisk him to a "behavoir modifying forced retreat" . As I type JD is starting a 3 month journey of spiritual awaking. The power of Jesus, with a little from the people at "JESUS SAVES TROUBLED YOUTHS inc" will set JD free from Satan and save his soul. Praise the Lord!

You see, Satan's error was pride. JD was too successful and we are funding the full cost of this spiritual awaking ($29,995 plus room and board) from his poker winnings. Like Pastor Fred always says, "Jesus loves everyone, he just charges the rich a little more".

We thought about grabbing Sjay when he was here, but Satan has too tight of a hold on that young man. I mean, did you see those photos?
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