So, I had a friend visiting here this weekend. He has poker experience but doesn't play tons or anything. I fired up my usual 6 tables of 6 max NL on Full Tilt and he railed for a while. In the short time I played, he was lucky enough to witness ALL of the following, coupled with exactly 0 suckouts by me, as you would expect. I did win one coinflip against a short stack, so I guess I should be happy.
AA ended up being my worst hand of the session, of course.
Anyway, I think it's safe to say he won't be playing online poker regularly anytime soon:
Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 5 players
Hand History by
SB: $74.80
BB: $110
HERO (UTG): $203
CO: $240.80
Button: $423.95
SB posts Small Blind $1
BB posts Big Blind $2
Pre-flop: A
A
($3)
HERO raises to $7
CO raises to $24
Button folds
SB folds
BB folds
HERO raises to $74
CO raises to $240.8 and is all in
HERO calls $129 and is all in
Flop: 7
T
J
($446.8)
Turn: 7
T
J
3
($446.8)
River: 7
T
J
3
4
($446.8)
CO shows J
J
CO wins $406 with three of a kind Jacks
Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 5 players
Hand History by
HERO (SB): $200
BB: $295.65
UTG: $315.90
CO: $44.65
Button: $504
HERO posts Small Blind $1
BB posts Big Blind $2
Pre-flop: A
Q
($3)
CO raises to $6
Button folds
HERO raises to $22
BB folds
CO raises to $44.6 and is all in
HERO calls $22.6
Flop: 2
2
T
($91.2)
Turn: 2
2
T
7
($91.2)
River: 2
2
T
7
9
($91.2)
CO shows A
T
CO wins $89.30 with two pair Tens and Twos
Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by
SB: $249.70
HERO (BB): $200
UTG: $197
MP: $96.20
CO: $138.30
Button: $22.80
SB posts Small Blind $1
HERO posts Big Blind $2
Pre-flop: K
A
($3)
UTG folds
MP folds
CO folds
Button calls $2
SB folds
HERO raises to $9
Button raises to $22.8 and is all in
HERO calls $13.8
Flop: 4
8
4
($46.6)
Turn: 4
8
4
J
($46.6)
River: 4
8
4
J
Q
($46.6)
Button shows Q
T
Button wins $44.30 with two pair Queens and Fours
Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by
SB: $277.65
BB: $260.90
UTG: $300.55
HERO (MP): $251.80
CO: $197
Button: $197.05
SB posts Small Blind $1
BB posts Big Blind $2
Pre-flop: 9
9
($3)
UTG folds
HERO raises to $7
CO folds
Button raises to $12
SB folds
BB folds
HERO calls $5
Flop: 2
6
8
($27)
HERO checks
Button bets $12
HERO calls $12
Turn: 2
6
8
4
($51)
HERO checks
Button checks
River: 2
6
8
4
7
($51)
HERO checks
Button bets $34
HERO calls $34
Button shows 5
K
Button wins $116 with a straight Eight high
Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by
SB: $203.65
BB: $210.05
UTG: $173
MP: $185.40
CO: $85.70
HERO (Button): $240
SB posts Small Blind $1
BB posts Big Blind $2
Pre-flop: 7
7
($3)
UTG folds
MP folds
CO raises to $7
HERO raises to $24
SB folds
BB folds
CO raises to $75
HERO calls $51
Flop: 3
3
3
($153)
CO bets $10.7 and is all in
HERO calls $10.7
Turn: 3
3
3
6
($174.4)
River: 3
3
3
6
A
($174.4)
CO shows K
A
CO wins $171.40 with a full house Threes full of Aces
Full Tilt Cash game, $1/$2 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by
SB: $169.40
HERO (BB): $200
UTG: $202.65
MP: $219.15
CO: $174.75
Button: $173.40
SB posts Small Blind $1
HERO posts Big Blind $2
Pre-flop: A
A
($3)
UTG folds
MP folds
CO raises to $7
Button folds
SB folds
HERO raises to $24
CO calls $17
Flop: 3
7
T
($49)
HERO bets $34
CO calls $34
Turn: 3
7
T
7
($117)
HERO bets $117
CO calls $116.7 and is all in
River: 3
7
T
7
2
($350.7)
CO shows T
T
CO wins $347.50 with a full house Tens full of Sevens