I say I can't take any more, yet I keep playing.
 
I would have laid even money that this is EXACTLY what this retard was holding:
 
Full Tilt Cash game, $2/$4 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History  by 
SB: $898.50
HERO (BB): $412
UTG: $241
MP: $64
CO: $1007.40
Button: $167.30
 
SB posts Small Blind $2
HERO  posts Big Blind $4
 
Pre-flop: 7

 7

 ($6)
UTG raises to $14
MP folds
CO folds
Button folds
SB folds
HERO calls $10
 
Flop: 5

 8

 7

 ($30)
HERO bets $20
UTG calls $20
 
Turn: 5

 8

 7

 T

 ($70)
HERO bets $52
UTG calls $52
 
River: 5

 8

 7

 T

 4

 ($174)
HERO checks
UTG bets $155 and is all in
HERO calls $155
 
UTG shows 6

 6

UTG wins $481 with a straight Eight high