if you had to stick to well known poker pros?
I guess that means I can't pick Jerry Yang .
1. Doyle (I wouldn't be the oldest player at the table)
2. Benyamine (I wouldn't be the fattest player at the table)
3. Laak (I wouldn't be the weirdest player at the table)
4. Magriel (I wouldn't be the ugliest player at the table)
5. Katja (well, I just like her)
But if I needed a substitute for any of the above
Yang (I wouldn't be the worst player at the table)