[Talking Poker]

FT was down tonight, so I played a few matches on Stars.

Yeah, much fucking better:


PokerStars Game #16520892046: Tournament #83662118, $200+$10 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2008/04/06 - 01:14:27 (ET)
Table '83662118 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Rogue23 (1360 in chips)
Seat 2: FMabanta (1640 in chips)
FMabanta: posts small blind 10
Rogue23: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rogue23 [9h Jc]
FMabanta: calls 10
Rogue23: checks
*** FLOP *** [Td 9s Js]
Rogue23: bets 45
FMabanta: raises 45 to 90
Rogue23: raises 300 to 390
FMabanta: raises 1230 to 1620 and is all-in
Rogue23: calls 950 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Td 9s Js] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [Td 9s Js Qc] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rogue23: shows [9h Jc] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
FMabanta: shows [Ad Ah] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
FMabanta collected 2720 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2720 | Rake 0
Board [Td 9s Js Qc Qd]
Seat 1: Rogue23 (big blind) showed [9h Jc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 2: FMabanta (button) (small blind) showed [Ad Ah] and won (2720) with two pair, Aces and Queens


PokerStars Game #16521093996: Tournament #83664372, $200+$10 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2008/04/06 - 01:27:23 (ET)
Table '83664372 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Rogue23 (1025 in chips)
Seat 2: ricestud (1975 in chips)
ricestud: posts small blind 15
Rogue23: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rogue23 [Js Jh]
ricestud: raises 60 to 90
Rogue23: raises 195 to 285
ricestud: calls 195
*** FLOP *** [4d 5d Kc]
Rogue23: bets 325
ricestud: raises 1365 to 1690 and is all-in
Rogue23: calls 415 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [4d 5d Kc] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [4d 5d Kc Ad] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rogue23: shows [Js Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
ricestud: shows [Qd 9d] (a flush, Ace high)
ricestud collected 2050 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2050 | Rake 0
Board [4d 5d Kc Ad 8c]
Seat 1: Rogue23 (big blind) showed [Js Jh] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: ricestud (button) (small blind) showed [Qd 9d] and won (2050) with a flush, Ace high


PokerStars Game #16521376893: Tournament #83666225, $200+$10 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2008/04/06 - 01:46:18 (ET)
Table '83666225 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: DBRONK (940 in chips)
Seat 2: Rogue23 (2060 in chips)
DBRONK: posts small blind 10
Rogue23: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rogue23 [Qd Kc]
DBRONK: raises 80 to 100
Rogue23: calls 80
*** FLOP *** [3s Kh 4s]
Rogue23: checks
DBRONK: bets 180
Rogue23: raises 1780 to 1960 and is all-in
DBRONK: calls 660 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [3s Kh 4s] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [3s Kh 4s 5c] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rogue23: shows [Qd Kc] (a pair of Kings)
DBRONK: shows [9h Kd] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
Rogue23 said, "lol"
DBRONK collected 1880 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1880 | Rake 0
Board [3s Kh 4s 5c 9c]
Seat 1: DBRONK (button) (small blind) showed [9h Kd] and won (1880) with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 2: Rogue23 (big blind) showed [Qd Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings


Same Retard:

PokerStars Game #16521443012: Tournament #83666225, $200+$10 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2008/04/06 - 01:50:53 (ET)
Table '83666225 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: DBRONK (1080 in chips)
Seat 2: Rogue23 (1920 in chips)
DBRONK: posts small blind 15
Rogue23: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rogue23 [Ad Ac]
DBRONK: raises 1050 to 1080 and is all-in
Rogue23: calls 1050
*** FLOP *** [Qs 8h Td]
*** TURN *** [Qs 8h Td] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 8h Td 3s] [2c]
Rogue23 said, "omg"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rogue23: shows [Ad Ac] (a pair of Aces)
DBRONK: shows [3h 3c] (three of a kind, Threes)
Rogue23 said, "******!!!"
DBRONK collected 2160 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2160 | Rake 0
Board [Qs 8h Td 3s 2c]
Seat 1: DBRONK (button) (small blind) showed [3h 3c] and won (2160) with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 2: Rogue23 (big blind) showed [Ad Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces


Naturally, he finished me off with this monster (after thinking forever):

PokerStars Game #16521671771: Tournament #83666225, $200+$10 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level IV (50/100) - 2008/04/06 - 02:07:31 (ET)
Table '83666225 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: DBRONK (2255 in chips)
Seat 2: Rogue23 (745 in chips)
DBRONK: posts small blind 50
Rogue23: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rogue23 [6s Ah]
DBRONK: raises 100 to 200
Rogue23: raises 545 to 745 and is all-in
DBRONK: calls 545
*** FLOP *** [7s 9h 2d]
*** TURN *** [7s 9h 2d] [Th]
Rogue23 said, "monster"
*** RIVER *** [7s 9h 2d Th] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rogue23: shows [6s Ah] (high card Ace)
DBRONK: shows [5h 5d] (a pair of Fives)
Rogue23 said, "as if 33 wasn't the nuts"
DBRONK collected 1490 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1490 | Rake 0
Board [7s 9h 2d Th Kh]
Seat 1: DBRONK (button) (small blind) showed [5h 5d] and won (1490) with a pair of Fives
Seat 2: Rogue23 (big blind) showed [6s Ah] and lost with high card Ace


PokerStars Game #16521384661: Tournament #83666642, $200+$10 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2008/04/06 - 01:46:50 (ET)
Table '83666642 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Rogue23 (1880 in chips)
Seat 2: PlayonDogs (1120 in chips)
PlayonDogs: posts small blind 10
Rogue23: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rogue23 [Kc 5c]
PlayonDogs: calls 10
Rogue23: checks
*** FLOP *** [Kh 9h Kd]
Rogue23: bets 45
PlayonDogs: raises 95 to 140
Rogue23: raises 205 to 345
PlayonDogs: calls 205
*** TURN *** [Kh 9h Kd] [3h]
Rogue23: bets 1515 and is all-in
PlayonDogs: calls 755 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Kh 9h Kd 3h] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Rogue23: shows [Kc 5c] (three of a kind, Kings)
PlayonDogs: shows [2h Qh] (a flush, King high)
PlayonDogs collected 2240 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2240 | Rake 0
Board [Kh 9h Kd 3h Jc]
Seat 1: Rogue23 (big blind) showed [Kc 5c] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: PlayonDogs (button) (small blind) showed [2h Qh] and won (2240) with a flush, King high