I'm sure other people enjoyed it though.
PokerStars Cash game, $10/$20 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History  by 
HERO (BB): $2983
Button: $6169.10
 
Button posts
HERO  posts Big Blind $20
 
Pre-flop: A

 A

 ($20)
Button raises to $80
HERO raises to $320
Button calls $240
 
Flop: 5

 Q

 8

 ($640)
HERO bets $510
Button calls $510
 
Turn: 5

 Q

 8

 8

 ($1660)
HERO checks
Button bets $120
HERO raises to $2153 
Button calls $2033 
NO ODDS SURE WHY NOT IT'S ONLY $2000. I WIPE MY ASS WITH 2K.
 
River: 5

 Q

 8

 8

 7

 ($5966)
 
Button shows K

 3
 OOO I'M SO GOOD AT POKER
 OOO I'M SO GOOD AT POKER
 wins $5965 with a flush King high
PokerStars Cash game, $5/$10 No Limit, 5 players
Hand History  by 
SB: $2937.75
BB: $360
UTG: $1204
CO: $1284
HERO (Button): $1000
 
SB posts Small Blind $5
BB posts Big Blind $10
 
Pre-flop: A

 K

 ($15)
UTG folds
CO folds
HERO raises to $25
SB raises to $95
BB folds
HERO raises to $245
SB raises to $2932.7 
FUCK THAT NOTALENT ASSHOLE
HERO calls $750 
 
Flop: Q

 9

 T

 ($3937.7)
 
Turn: Q

 9

 T

 4

 ($3937.7)
 
River: Q

 9

 T

 4

 5

 ($3937.7)
 
SB shows A

 Q
 YEAH BOY
 YEAH BOY
SB wins $2008 with a pair of Queens
meh hand was probably misplayed but dude is complete maniac.
PokerStars Cash game, $5/$10 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History  by 
SB: $1105
BB: $1766
UTG: $1535
HERO (MP): $2309
CO: $175
Button: $1095
 
SB posts Small Blind $5
BB posts Big Blind $10
 
Pre-flop: 3

 3

 ($15)
UTG folds
HERO raises to $30
CO folds
Button calls $35
SB folds
BB folds
 
Flop: J

 3

 A

 ($80)
HERO checks
Button bets $60
HERO calls $60
 
Turn: J

 3

 A

 4

 ($200)
HERO checks
Button bets $135
HERO calls $135
 
River: J

 3

 A

 4

 A

 ($470)
HERO checks
Button bets $410
HERO raises to $1700
Button calls $455 
 
Button shows A

 3

Button wins $2202 with a full house Aces full of Threes
PokerStars Cash game, $5/$10 No Limit, 5 players
Hand History  by 
SB: $1127
BB: $292.75
UTG: $899.05
CO: $1072
HERO (Button): $3705
 
SB posts Small Blind $5
BB posts Big Blind $10
 
Pre-flop: A

 K

 ($15)
UTG raises to $30
CO folds
HERO raises to $105
SB folds
BB folds
UTG calls $75
 
Flop: A

 A

 J

 ($225)
UTG checks
HERO bets $145
UTG calls $145
 
Turn: A

 A

 J

 9

 ($515)
UTG checks
HERO bets $210
UTG calls $210
 
River: A

 A

 J

 9

 8

 ($935)
UTG checks
HERO bets $2970
UTG calls $434.0
 
UTG shows A

 8

UTG wins $1811.10 with a full house Aces full of Eights 
SWEET I JUST WON 1K. I WILL LEAVE NEXT HAND AND CELEBRATE
PokerStars Cash game, $5/$10 No Limit, 2 players
Hand History  by 
BB: $621.80
HERO (Button): $920
 
HERO  postsBB posts Big Blind $10
 
Pre-flop: 9

 K

 ($10)
HERO raises to $25
BB calls $20
 
Flop: 2

 9

 5

 ($55)
BB checks
HERO bets $40
BB raises to $100
HERO calls $60
 
Turn: 2

 9

 5

 3

 ($255)
BB bets $100
HERO raises to $790
BB calls $391.8
 
River: 2

 9

 5

 3

 J

 ($1536.8)
 
BB shows 9

 T

BB wins $1242.60 with a flush Jack high
PokerStars Cash game, $5/$10 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History  by 
SB: $1219
BB: $599.15
UTG: $2202.75
MP: $995
CO: $1010
HERO (Button): $2115
 
SB posts Small Blind $5
BB posts Big Blind $10
 
Pre-flop: K

 A

 ($15)
UTG folds
MP folds
CO folds
HERO raises to $25
SB folds
BB raises to $65
HERO raises to $1605
BB calls $529.1 
DURRRR I CALL
 
Flop: J

 5

 Q

 ($2204.1)
 
Turn: J

 5

 Q

 J

 ($2204.1)
 
River: J

 5

 Q

 J

 5

 ($2204.1)
 
BB shows J

 A

BB wins $1200.30 with a full house Jacks full of Fives
Actually, it is more than that since I didn't import Bodog hands. Like where I lost AA to KK all-in preflop for 1k or where I got AA all-in vs. JT on T62 flop in 3bet pot.
OH YEAH AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET HIGH ON 420. WHAT A FUCKING BAD BEAT OF A DAY