Apologies for poor language.
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Kh Ac]
DidYouSeeWhy folds
lizzy25 folds
futbol426 folds
MyPetTurtle raises to $0.75
pdxhawkeynut calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [Ah 5s 7c]
MyPetTurtle bets $1.50
pdxhawkeynut raises to $3
MyPetTurtle calls $1.50
*** TURN *** [Ah 5s 7c] [Qd]
MyPetTurtle checks
pdxhawkeynut bets $7.50
MyPetTurtle calls $7.50
*** RIVER *** [Ah 5s 7c Qd] [4c]
MyPetTurtle checks
pdxhawkeynut has 15 seconds left to act
pdxhawkeynut bets $44.65, and is all in
MyPetTurtle has 15 seconds left to act
MyPetTurtle has requested TIME
MyPetTurtle is sitting out
MyPetTurtle has timed out
MyPetTurtle folds
MyPetTurtle: what did you have
pdxhawkeynut: you'll see it on TV
DidYouSeeWhy: lol turtledonk got owned
MyPetTurtle: 2 pr?
MyPetTurtle: fu
DidYouSeeWhy: fu turtle
MyPetTurtle: fking retards
DidYouSeeWhy: go play with kangaroos
DidYouSeeWhy: u idoit
MyPetTurtle: i fking hate all of you
DidYouSeeWhy: i bet having a turtle as a pet gets all the girls
MyPetTurtle: i bet fk u
MyPetTurtle: die plz
DidYouSeeWhy: weak
MyPetTurtle: i hope u slip and fall in the shower
DidYouSeeWhy: now im owning the turtle
MyPetTurtle: e=ttngfdsgnfd
MyPetTurtle: FK U ALL
DidYouSeeWhy: straight up ur kangaroo a.ss
pdxhawkeynut: might try for men in your area tho
MyPetTurtle: NO IDEA WHAT U ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU FKING IDIOT
MyPetTurtle: MAYBE EAT SOME BANANAS INSTEAD U FK MONKEY
pdxhawkeynut: of course not, moron
pdxhawkeynut: gotta love the tilters
pdxhawkeynut: the leaning tower of pisa looks straight up compared to you, turtle boy
MyPetTurtle: did u see why that wasnt funny
pdxhawkeynut: did you see why YOU'RE also not funny?
DidYouSeeWhy: i think it was original mr turtle
MyPetTurtle: maybe consider jumping off ledge
MyPetTurtle: next time you try to be funny
MyPetTurtle: HEY NUT
pdxhawkeynut: yes, your highness
MyPetTurtle: FK U
MyPetTurtle: HAHAHHAHA
pdxhawkeynut: like i said, try the boys in the outback for your action, it aint me
MyPetTurtle: where do u live
pdxhawkeynut: NOT the outback......
DidYouSeeWhy: hes a boorish american
pdxhawkeynut:
MyPetTurtle: NOBODY ASKED YOU
MyPetTurtle: FK ING DUTCH LOSER
MyPetTurtle: IFI LIVED IN NEDERLANDS I WOULD DROWN MYSELF IN A RIVER
DidYouSeeWhy: im fkn high all the time in amsterdam
DidYouSeeWhy: the whole world comes here to smoke
DidYouSeeWhy: so fk u turtle
MyPetTurtle: AFTER YOU LIGHT YOUR BONG
MyPetTurtle: YOU SHOULD LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE
DidYouSeeWhy: i dont do bongs