but jesus fucking christ I wish this shit would just stop:
Full Tilt Tournament game, buy-in $5 + 0.50 Tournament (70119818), $250/$500 Ante 50 No Limit, 9 players
Hand History  by 
SB: T$7250
BB: T$4870
UTG: T$9045
UTG+1: T$14450
MP1: T$13355
MP2: T$12461
HERO (MP3): T$3530
CO: T$27630
Button: T$10497
 
SB posts Small Blind T$250
BB posts Big Blind T$500
 
Pre-flop: A

 A

 (T$750)
UTG folds
UTG+1 folds
MP1 folds
MP2 raises to T$1000
HERO raises to T$3480 and is all in
CO folds
Button folds
SB folds
BB folds
MP2 calls T$2480
 
Flop: 9

 5

 Q

 ($7710)
 
Turn: 9

 5

 Q

 K

 (T$7710)
 
River: 9

 5

 Q

 K

 K

 (T$7710)
 
MP2 shows J

 K

MP2 wins T$8160 with three of a kind Kings
Full Tilt Tournament game, buy-in $5 + 0.50 Knockout (70125296), $20/$40 No Limit, 8 players
Hand History  by 
SB: T$1551
BB: T$3450
HERO (UTG): T$1420
UTG+1: T$3416
MP1: T$3170
MP2: T$460
CO: T$1628
Button: T$2660
 
SB posts Small Blind T$20
BB posts Big Blind T$40
 
Pre-flop: A

 Q

 (T$60)
HERO calls T$40
UTG+1 folds
MP1 folds
MP2 folds
CO raises to T$180
Button folds
SB calls T$160
BB folds
HERO calls T$140
 
Flop: 6

 9

 Q

 ($580)
SB checks
HERO checks
CO bets T$480
SB calls T$480
HERO raises to T$1240 and is all in
CO folds
SB calls T$760
 
Turn: 6

 9

 Q

 T

 (T$3540)
 
River: 6

 9

 Q

 T

 K

 (T$3540)
 
SB shows T

 T

SB wins T$3540 with three of a kind Tens
 Full Tilt Tournament game, buy-in $, $B (69970288) Table 115/$ 300/600 Ante 75, 9 players
Hand History  by 
SB: T$4075
BB: T$12061
UTG: T$11813
UTG+1: T$8888
MP1: T$10494
MP2: T$13454
MP3: T$2211
CO: T$21575
HERO (Button): T$2508
 
SB posts Small Blind T$300
BB posts Big Blind T$600
 
Pre-flop: Q

 Q

 (T$900)
UTG folds
UTG+1 folds
MP1 folds
MP2 folds
MP3 raises to T$2136 and is all in
CO folds
HERO raises to T$2433 and is all in
SB folds
BB folds
 
Flop: 7

 T

 9

 ($5469)
 
Turn: 7

 T

 9

 5

 (T$5469)
 
River: 7

 T

 9

 5

 J

 (T$5469)
 
MP3 shows 9

 5

MP3 wins T$5847 with two pair Nines and Fives
Full Tilt Tournament game, buy-in $5 + 0.50 Tournament (69985384), $150/$300 Ante 25 No Limit, 9 players
Hand History  by 
SB: T$3225
BB: T$16801
UTG: T$12065
UTG+1: T$12290
MP1: T$9105
MP2: T$2215
MP3: T$9143
HERO (CO): T$2875
Button: T$8630
 
SB posts Small Blind T$150
BB posts Big Blind T$300
 
Pre-flop: K

 A

 (T$450)
UTG folds
UTG+1 folds
MP1 folds
MP2 folds
MP3 raises to T$1275
HERO raises to T$2850 and is all in
Button folds
SB folds
BB folds
MP3 calls T$1575
 
Flop: J

 6

 9

 ($6150)
 
Turn: J

 6

 9

 T

 (T$6150)
 
River: J

 6

 9

 T

 T

 (T$6150)
 
MP3 shows K

 Q

MP3 wins T$6375 with a straight King high