I'm not claiming to have played this particularly well, but I hear ya with the fuggin deuce three...
At least your tard had 5 outs to improve. I can't fade 4 or hit 19, obv.
PokerStars Cash game, $2/$4 No Limit, 6 players
Hand History by
SB: $324
BB: $500.50
UTG: $400
MP: $400
HERO (CO): $400
Button: $433
SB posts Small Blind $2
BB posts Big Blind $4
Pre-flop: 4

5

($6)
UTG folds
MP folds
HERO raises to $14
Button calls $14
SB folds
BB folds
Flop: 8

2

5

($34)
HERO bets $22
Button calls $22
Turn: 8

2

5

3

($78)
HERO bets $54
Button raises to $156
HERO raises to $364
Button calls $208
River: 8

2

5

3

T

($806)
Button shows 2

3

Button wins $803 with two pair Threes and Deuces