[johnbaker]

wow dude your posts dont even apply to the quotes you put up there... i'm not going to the bother to re-quote you, but look at this:



"That is a compliment. With your level of sanity, if my posts *were* making sense to you, I would be worried."

what are you, 5 years old? this is the stupidest thing ive seen you post (so far)

"No one asked me nicely. "You gotta ask me nicely!" Ten points for who said that in what movie?"

why would we ask you nicely, when you just came into this thread with hostility, telling us that we dont know what we're doing. no one likes you. go away.

"No flush was made on the turn. Jackass needs to work on his writing skills, but there is no excuse for your stupidity. Go re-read the original post. Ahhh, I love arguing with monkeys...not."

i said 'if i remember correctly'. chill out, i made a mistake, oh no.


"Well, while you may not have much of a clue, you certainly have class. At least you can always fall back on that."

...what?

"I have a crazy idea! Would you like to play a friendly game of limit holdem? You claim you know what you are talking about - I say you have no clue.

Let's put it to the test - $1000 freezeout limit holdem heads-up tournament.

Why do I get the feeling you will have nothing to say to this?"

allright, lets play. what site, what conditions, tell me everything first before i commit to this... also how about we do a NL freezeout instead of your wimpyass limit freezeout? what, youre afraid i might outplay you for all your money in one hand and you wont get the chance to outdraw me later? theres no way you're going to tell me that limit takes more skill than NL.



also from reading your other posts, ive figured this out; you're 23, you sit at home and play online low limits all day, and you (supposedly) are going to law school. From the way youve been acting on here, none of this is true. you probably ARE 23, you probably live at home with your parents, and you probably dropped out of community college to go pursue your aspirations to become a professional poker player. guess what? youre going to die alone! have fun with the rest of your bitter, meaningless life.

oh yeah, and before you come on here posting OK BITCH LETS PLAY WHERES YOUR $1000, I'm announcing now that i'm not responding to any more of your posts until you show proof to the public that you have $1000 to play with. giving dumbasses like you more attention than you deserve is why dumbasses like you exist.

I look forward to our match, because i know i'm going to break your entire bankroll when i win.

-jB


p.s., anyone else who's fed up with this guys bullshit please post here saying so. this guy needs to be told his idiotic ways arent welcome here.