What the hell, I'm game
Here's my high-risk, high-reward strategy:
$25 to the .10/.25 NL tables - double up
$50 to the .25/.50 NL tables - double up
$100 to the .50/$1 NL tables - double up
$200 to the $1/$2 NL tables - double up
$400 to the $2/$4 NL tables - quarter up.
Done.