[Talking Poker]

Because the players are HORRIBLE!

I could pick and choose any of a number of hands, but I particularly liked this one from the other night:

***** Hand History for Game 2152132014 *****
5/10 TexasHTGameTable (Limit) - Sat Jun 04 02:53:06 EDT 2005
Table Table 10798 (6 max) (Real Money) -- Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: Rogue623 ( $263)
Seat 2: dlw12 ( $407.05)
Seat 3: McMatherade ( $193)
Seat 4: luv1216 ( $107)
Seat 5: shoeslady03 ( $112)
Seat 6: gizelle ( $190)
luv1216 posts small blind (2)
shoeslady03 posts big blind (5)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Rogue623 [ As, Kc ]
gizelle calls (5)
Rogue623 raises (10) to 10
dlw12 calls (10)
McMatherade raises (15) to 15
luv1216 calls (13)
shoeslady03 calls (10)
gizelle calls (10)
Rogue623 raises (10) to 20
dlw12 calls (10)
McMatherade calls (5)
luv1216 calls (5)
shoeslady03 calls (5)
gizelle calls (5)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 4s, Ac, 7s ]
luv1216 bets (5)
shoeslady03 calls (5)
gizelle folds.
Rogue623 raises (10) to 10
dlw12 calls (10)
McMatherade folds.
luv1216 calls (5)
shoeslady03 calls (5)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 7c ]
luv1216 checks.
shoeslady03 checks.
Rogue623 bets (10)
dlw12 calls (10)
luv1216 calls (10)
shoeslady03 calls (10)
** Dealing River ** : [ 5h ]
luv1216 checks.
shoeslady03 bets (10)
Rogue623 calls (10)
dlw12 folds.
luv1216 calls (10)
** Summary **
Main Pot: $228 | Rake: $2
Board: [ 4s Ac 7s 7c 5h ]
Rogue623 balance $213, lost $50 [ As Kc ] [ two pairs, aces and sevens with king kicker -- As,Ac,Kc,7s,7c ]
dlw12 balance $367.05, lost $40 (folded)
McMatherade balance $173, lost $20 (folded)
luv1216 balance $57, lost $50 [ Jd Ad ] [ two pairs, aces and sevens -- Ad,Ac,Jd,7s,7c ]
shoeslady03 balance $290, bet $50, collected $228, net +$178 [ 3h 6h ] [ a straight, three to seven -- 7s,6h,5h,4s,3h ]
gizelle balance $170, lost $20 (folded)

Gotta love it.

And I wasn't in this hand last night, but you gotta love this guy. Are you kidding me???

***** Hand History for Game 2162762049 *****
5/10 TexasHTGameTable (Limit) - Mon Jun 06 01:05:26 EDT 2005
Table Table 29477 (6 max) (Real Money) -- Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: SlimAustin ( $475)
Seat 2: angspataro ( $1258.34)
Seat 3: Slickmick7 ( $254)
Seat 4: bigfun1123 ( $252)
Seat 5: luckymomy ( $156)
Seat 6: Rogue623 ( $714.25)
bigfun1123 posts small blind (2)
luckymomy posts big blind (5)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Rogue623 [ 3c, 9h ]
Rogue623 folds.
SlimAustin calls (5)
angspataro calls (5)
Slickmick7 folds.
bigfun1123 raises (8) to 10
luckymomy folds.
SlimAustin calls (5)
angspataro calls (5)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 6s, 8h, Js ]
bigfun1123 checks.
SlimAustin bets (5)
angspataro folds.
bigfun1123 calls (5)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 9s ]
bigfun1123 checks.
SlimAustin bets (10)
bigfun1123 raises (20) to 20
SlimAustin raises (20) to 30
bigfun1123 raises (20) to 40
SlimAustin calls (10)
** Dealing River ** : [ Kc ]
bigfun1123 bets (10)
SlimAustin raises (20) to 20
bigfun1123 raises (20) to 30
SlimAustin raises (20) to 40
bigfun1123 calls (10)
** Summary **
Main Pot: $203 | Rake: $2
Board: [ 6s 8h Js 9s Kc ]
SlimAustin balance $583, bet $95, collected $203, net +$108 [ 3s As ] [ a flush, ace high -- As,Js,9s,6s,3s ]
angspataro balance $1248.34, lost $10 (folded)
Slickmick7 balance $254, didn't bet (folded)
bigfun1123 balance $157, lost $95 [ Qh Ac ] [ high card ace -- Ac,Kc,Qh,Js,9s ]
luckymomy balance $151, lost $5 (folded)
Rogue623 balance $714.25, didn't bet (folded)

P.S. Note my stack at the time. I bought in for $250 at this table.