Well, this thread sure has gotten interesting since I last checked in.
If it comes down to it, I will hold money for you guys, but I would prefer to not put myself in the middle, just in case there is controversy about who the winner is, and so on.
Why don't you both sit down at a cash table of your liking (a heads up table somewhere) and play until someone is broke? Sure, you'll have to pay rake, but that's the price of playing poker... and a small price to pay to put an end to this debate.
Oh, and when you are done, I want a shot at the winner